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Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
There’s almost too much going on, right? And like Dolly Parton’s eventual passing, the news is top-heavy. -The Ballad of OBJ. He was held out…
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Your “Discount” Double Vax Wednesday Afternoon Impromptu Thread
The news: -An “immunized” (read by the world and The Shield: not vaccinated) Aaron Rodgers has covid. That means he is now OUT for…
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Pole Assassin Monkey Attack! Tuesday Open Thread
“Ladidahdahdah, just a normal Tuesday. Maybe I’ll check in on DoorFliesOpen…” BOOM! STEALTH CRIMEBEAT! Oh bitches, you didn’t realize what you were walking into,…
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Your Monday Night Football Open Thread
Well, that was an interesting weekend of games and this morning continued in that vein. A few things have already been discussed but I…
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Your Most Hallowed Sunday Night Football Open Thread
Turns out that searching for ‘Sexy NFL Owner Costume’ only results in a faded black and white pic of George Halas in a two…
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Your Next NFL Football Open Thread
Do you have any idea how hard it was to find a ‘sexy football costume’ that didn’t have the number 69 featured? To The…
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Your “Hold Your ‘Ween” NFL Football Open Thread
Put down your masks and put on your other ones. I’m dressing as a cynical mid-50’s dude! To The Games! Panthers/Falcons: Funny how playing…
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All Hallows Eve Eve Open Thread
FUCK, do I ever hate Halloween. I know, I know. But Hippo, you hate EVERYTHING. Larnin’ of the day: Lookit you, Sparty! Have that Sparty…
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Waking Up Is (Lesser) Hard To Do
Now that the weather is finally turning, Hippo is starting to hibernate like a (chest hair-free) bear. Naturally, the only good Prem matches are…
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Sexy Friday, Halloween Weekend 2021 edition
This week, I am doing a bit of catching up as you guys have provided more sexy goodness than usual. Thus, tonight we have…