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Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Oh, we got ourselves a live one here don’t we? I was reading that these two squadoos have the best combined record of all…
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Tuesday Night Open Thread and 2021 GLORIOUS BUFFALO BILLS Bye Week Update
So, apparently they played football last weekend? The Big Bye (wherein nearly 20% of the league was idle) hit especially hard this year, because…
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Your Monday Night Football Open Thread
Did you catch that amazing one-hander by Danny Dimes? Probably the 2nd-best ever by a Giant-the only one better was Jason Seahorn snagging a…
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Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread
Wow, that upset was something else, huh? Who could have predicted the Giants doing that? Kidding! Cincy walking into Baltimore and hanging 41 on…
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Your Very Next Sunday NFL Football Open Thread
To The Games! Eagles/Raiders: Can Carr get to 340 yards and at least 2 TDs? That’s been the benchmark for him in Raiders wins.…
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Your Sunday Morning NFL Football Open Thread
“Well, we don’t have an early game in London this week but we do have a shitshow in New Jersey!” says the NFL marketing…
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How Will the Wolven Sort Set Things On Fire? Evening Open Thread
What did we learn early? I’ll tell yew wut! Everton is vile shite. Steerfuckers North is vile shite (but still won eventually). JV WKRP…
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Set It On Fire! Saturday
As you go about your daily activities, don’t you get the feeling that your city, state/province, and/or neighboUrhood could use a pretty little fire? …
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Sexy Friday, Almost Halloween 2021 edition
This week, I have no Balls’ Thoughts O’ Da Week as it’s been a very crazy week at work and I also had to…
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Your “Case Keenum To The Rescue!” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Welp, they’re (espn, among others) calling it ‘Bye-mageddon’ which is silly, cute, contrived or a blend of all three, depending upon where you’re coming…