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Blessed Are The Meek – Labor Day Open Thread
Today is Labor Day, when U.S. workers are celebrated without the commie brainwashing of May Day. Union types are urged to forgo meetings and…
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A Celebration of Bosses – Sunday Open Thread
Labor Day is tomorrow so I think it’s the proper time to recognize the unheralded titans: bosses. Bosses give so much, especially to your…
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Saturday JV-palooza Open Thread (Part Two)
Did you enjoy the early slate? Here is what Hippo learned, assuming I don’t nod off and forgets to update: There’s watching flies fuck (h/t…
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Saturday JV-palooza Open Thread (Part One)
Sadly, we are on international break, so there is no Lesser Footy to discuss. No Lesser Footy of any consequence, anyway. Good thing the…
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Sexy Friday, LaboUr Day Weekend 2021 edition
Hopefully all of you get at least a 3 day weekend. I’m among the lucky ones that get a 4-day weekend as I’ve gotten…
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JV NFL Opening(ish) Night! Open Thread
The tevee fuckadoos called last Saturday “Week Zero” – even though the results count (sorry, Cornfuckers). So in a technical sense (the best kind…
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Tantric Football Tuesday! Tuesday Open Thread
I suppose it should be called Edging Tuesday, as it has nothing to do with any purifying spiritual practice. If anything, it is soul-destroying–…
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Pointers for The Apocalypse – Monday Open Thread
The NFL starts in ten days, while we’re still in the homestretch of hurricane season. I saw no NFL items of note, while Ida…
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Late Afternoon/Evening 28 August Open Thread
Chip Kelly’s sweaty tits deserve their own thread, you know? Hawaii (+18) at Westwood Klavern (3:30, ESPN) $20 on the Rainbow Warriors to win…
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Saturday Smorgasboard Lesser Footy (and one JV Offering!) Open Thread
Supporters across the Premiership anxiously wait, as deadline day (1 Sept) approaches. For some, it’s wondering if Santa will arrive and/or how much cool…