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Sexy Friday, Last Sexy Friday in August 2021 edition
As I mentioned in the Sexy Friday post a couple of weeks back, God Bless Mr. Ayo and his penis! Thanks to his hard…
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Another Obscure Movie Night! Tuesday Open Thread
Can you feel it? Smell it on the wind, like the first hint of a rainstorm that will drown all Creation after years of…
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Your Monday Night Football Open Thread (Pre-season Edition)
Shall we pretend to make sense of the weekend’s games just like all the twitterers, youtubers and whores of the legacy media? You bet!…
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Saturday Late Afternoon/Evening Whimsy
Oh my word, it seems Bollo del (wing-sauced) Verdad can still kiss some pre-season titties! Bearistocrats might really be sucking the dog this season.…
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Moose Hornet Spotlight DANCE! (Sabado Open Thread)
Perhaps the most delightful aspect of the 2021-22 season (so far, anyway) is the return of a favoUrite meme. And our beloved Moose Hornets…
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Sexy Friday, Mid to Late August 2021 edition
As I mentioned last week, I’m switching things around. HOWEVAH, before I do that, I need to catch up on the pics that you…
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Your Thursday Night Football Open Thread (and some bad news)
How does one follow up Maestro’s glorious post? One does not, one simply distracts, is how one goes about it. (well, maybe one does…
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Your Miami Dolphins Preview: It’s starting to feel like the 90’s again
Wazzzzzzup! Fellow DFOers, you know how pop culture is all about the 90s right now? Well, this Miami Dolphins team is starting to remind…
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Obscure Movie Night! Tuesday Open Thread
It’s another Mid August Tuesday, bitches! And yooooouuu know what that meeeeeeans: Fuck All. It means Nothing. Not “nothing” in terms of relative unimportance…
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Losing the Anxiety – Monday Open Thread
We’re halfway through the preseason. Not really; that’s a soothing miscalculation because there’s two more preseason games. But I can lie to myself like…