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#NuAIDS Monday Flacco Eight F-ck Yeah! (and Open Thread)
If a dick joke erupts in the forest, and there’s no jizz mopper around to deal…does it make a no ofence? 12MW Oregon State…
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#NuAIDS Time-Delayed Madness – Sweet Sixteen y Sunday Noche Thread
Here’s where we would ordinarily start pre-dreading Monday…but there’s hoops on the schedule Monday and Tuesday! THANKS, #NuAIDS!! Always knew u wuz kewl. 11E…
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#NuAIDS Time-Delayed Madness – Sweet Sixteen Nighttime Fun
Thoughts and prayers to Scotchy, trying hard to delay his nightly passing out. Boeheim needs him! 15S Oral Totes Counts (+11) v. 3S Arkansas (7:25,…
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#NuAIDS Time-Delayed Madness – Sweet Sixteen (no Chmura smh) Time!
Our calendars and body clocks are off, I know. Shit, I believe I had an afternoon nap every day this workweek. Scion of the…
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Sexy Friday, Last Friday of March 2021 edition
Try as you might, you kids didn’t get the song puzzle last week, so I am re-running the songs to see if you get…
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Your “It’s All Terrible” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: The big news today is about vaccines. Dan Snyder is going to buy out the minority owners of the Football Team. It…
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#NuAIDS Time-Delayed Madness Round of 32 el Fin (and Monday Nite Open Thread)
Alright, y’all. 5 hours or so of hoopsball loveliness left, before we go back to pondering all of our less-than-stellar life choices. 8E LSU…
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#NuAIDS Time-Delayed Madness Round of 32 S’more (and Nightly Open Thread)
I hope y’all ain’t sick of hoopsball, because it’s time to flex those remote control fingers… 10MW Rutgers (+7.5) v. 2MW Houston (7:10, TBS)…
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#NuAIDS Time-Delayed Madness – Round of 64 Thread el Quatro (and Nightly Open Thread)
Since I was already gonna do my silly preview tidbits, it made sense for IPA Robby to take the night off. Feel free to…
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Sexy Friday, Belated St. Patrick’s Day edition
We didn’t really have a St. Patrick’s Day last year and we didn’t have one again this year. Not that I’m that big a…
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