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Your “I Guess I Should Do Something” First Preseason Game Thread
I’m giving Scotchy the night off. The man works hard, and shouldn’t be forced to labour under the aspersion there is meaning to the…
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Your “Lather, Rinse, Repeat” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Josh Gordon has filed for reinstatement to the NFL. If reinstated, he immediately becomes eligible for further punishment from his December 20th…
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Your “Hey – I Thought We Fired That Guy?!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Ryan Fitzpatrick is the scheduled starter for Miami in their first pre-season game this Thursday against Atlanta. Josh Rosen seems to be…
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Your Oh Crap, Nobody Wrote a Monday Open Thread
Good evening my hilarious Door Flies Open family. I’ve been tapped to create an Open Thread for tonight’s festivities, to of course give our…
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Your Pretexts And Excuses Sunday Open Thread
There’s only a handful of Sundays left until the return of the massive zombie-in that is the NFL season. The spirit soars at the…
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Sa Sa Sa Saturday Night Open Thread
Howdy, folks! It’s your Friendly Neighborhood Balls here, filling in for TequilaHomieRoberto while he’s off doing… something. First things first. Here are your sports…
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Your “You Should Be Dancing” Friday Evening Open Thread
Something about me which will probably surprise most of you probably…. I very much enjoy dancing. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not like I’m…
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Your “Hope The Door Hits You on the Way Out!” Open Thread
Hola. I dunno if you’re been keeping up with how we Puerto Ricans took to the streets, massively and with purpose, to force the…
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Git Yer #BFIB On – Tis Midweek HATE Time!
As we wait for real sports to begin again, one might note that the Most Glorious el Beisbol Cardinals are tied for first in…
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Your “Night One of the Season 15 The Bachelorette Two-Night Finale” Open Thread
First, obligatory The Shield Updates brought to you by Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., only on ABC and your ABC steaming app. I believe there…