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Your “Warning: The Creep Door is Closing Fast” Saturday Morning/Afternoon Open Thread
Soooo. As a recent convert to soccer I’m quite grateful that the enormous “nothing sporty to watch” gulf between March Madness and exhibition NFL…
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Your “Dog Days” Friday Evening Open Thread
This past Wednesday it was extremely hot here. Temperatures pushing triple digits, and humidity pushing the heat index above 110 degrees. Mom and I…
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Your July 4th Evening Parade Open Thread
Whether your parade is more German than Sesame Street, or more North Korean than Japanese puppet, I hope all the Commentists are having a…
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A Slapdash Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Apologies for the stuntedness, but real life threw up some obstacles today. Besides, with July 4th on Friday, it doesn’t appear anyone at the…
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Your The Night Before Winning The Lottery Sunday Evening Open Thread
Today was the first of two major sport free-agent negotiation windows. The NBA’s started today, and the salary cap for the NBA this year…
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Your Saturday Evening Staff Party Open Thread
Help – I’m being held hostage at a end-of-year school staff party. It’s nothing but vegetarian lasagna, quinoa salad, and “eww – this has…
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Your “Soccer Hooligans Are The Bestest Hooligans” Early Saturday Open Thread
As most of you know, I don’t know jack about Soccer. Other than it’s kinda boring for 90 minutes, they don’t care about the…
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Your “Berry Flavored” Friday Evening Open Thread
I don’t have anything to say this week. And if I did you wouldn’t like it anyway. Count yourselves lucky. – Sports MLB Atlanta…
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Your “In All Thy Sons Command” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The only major NFL news of the day is about the Tyreek Hill hearing with the NFL’s investigation team. This is in…
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