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Your “Keeping Things In Perspective” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Cardinals CB Patrick Peterson has been suspended six games for a PED violation. A six-game suspension on a player’s first violation stems from…
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Your “All Is Well” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: In a sure sign the Jets are ready to challenge for the AFC East, they have fired general manager Mike Maccagnan & named…
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Your “Put Out To Pasture” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Everyone sounds surprised that Odell Beckham Jr. showed up for Browns OTAs. Freddie Kitchens ain’t care: “There’s no problem with Odell not…
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Your “Making Do With What I Found” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Doug Baldwin, fresh off being cut by the Seahawks, has intimated his impending retirement via social media: Because the end of one…
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A Very Special Reminder!
Good morning everyone! I trust you all had a nice weekend and those of you who are lucky enough to have your mothers with…
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Your “God’s Flashlight” Sunday Evening Open Thread
So, against my better judgement, I tied one on last night after the family left. After all, I was already part-way there, so why…
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Your “Dreams & Schemes” Saturday Evening Open Thread
Congrats everyone – we made it to the weekend. Not a lot going on this weekend on the Beerguy front. Just trying to keep…
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Your Saturday Morning Lesser Footy Thread. Now with Obituaries!
Good morning, It’s Soccer Saturday and Matchday 38 of 38 in the EPL, meaning we will have a Champion today. Hippo hands Wakezilla a…
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Your “If A Woman Speaks And No One Listens Her Name Is Probably Mom” Friday Evening Open Thread
It’s Mother’s Day Weekend. You know what that means. OK, let’s just ignore that. Anywhooooo….. I was going to use the term “MILFs” in…
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Your “Throwing Darts at the Sports Channels” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Proof that the NFL has access to my location: moar Seahawks news The Seahawks have terminated the contracts of Doug Baldwin & Kam…