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Your “Let’s Do Some Playoffs” Saturday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Dearest Elizabeth, I hope this letter finds you well. I hope that Dolly successfully calved by now. Please give all my love to Bathsheba,…
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Your “Mile High Club” Friday Evening Open Thread
I’m traveling again this week. This time Dave is staying home and I’m traveling by plane. Again. Lucky Dave. He gets to sit there…
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Your “The Prodigal Son Returns” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Happy New Year everyone. I’m back from vacation & looking forward to seeing how the playoffs & coaching changes work themselves out. I’m only…
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Your “Party’s Over, Back to the Grind” Wednesday Evening Open Thread.
Well that was fun wasn’t it? Today marks the beginning of what I call “The Grind.” Holidays are over. You’ve consumed approximately 12,000,000 calories…
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Your [stretches arms out] “Ahhh! First Day of the Year” New Year’s Day Night Open Post
Most under-rated day-drinking day of the season must be today. If you’re not an amateur that’s waking up in a strange place with your…
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Escape from 2018! New Year’s Eve Open Thread
I have been informed, condescendingly, that New Year’s is the only holiday about flipping the calendar. Yeah OK; going from December 31 to January…
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Your Very Last Regular Season Game and Corresponding Open Thread
I love rail yards. Always have. I grew up near one and as a kid and I was fascinated by all the trains coming…
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Your “Yeah, I’ll Have a Second Helping” Sunday Afternoon Football Open Thread
Food and football go together like water off a duck’s back, right? Let’s go back, Jack and do it again. Chargers/Broncos: When I was…
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Your “Shall I Compare These Games To A Summer’s Day?” Sunday NFL Football Open Thread
Naw, I don’t think so-it’s already been done by Shakey The Sphere and that was some time ago. Let’s compare each of these games…
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Your Last Sexy Soccer Saturday of 2018
Yes, I know. I’m sad too. However, there is no need to fret as the New Year will bring us a TON of fun…