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Your Saturday Evening Mild Rant & Open Thread
As you are reading this, I am currently not in Seattle awaiting the banal gore that will be the Seahawks home opener on Sunday.…
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JV NFL – Week 4 Doldrums
Every September, there is a weekly slate of games that is just refried ass. Welcome to said Saturday. Georgia at Missouri (Noon, ESPN) Both…
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Your “My Nuts Are Falling” Friday Evening Open Thread
Seriously. Acorns, hickory nuts….even a persimmon hit me in the head yesterday while I was cleaning up hurricane debris. Gravity is stupid. (This vid…
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Your “We Need To Talk About Tevin” Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Ehh, I’ve talked about him enough. Besides, there are other things to vibrate the vocal cords about. Like, why the heckfire are you gonna…
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Your “But You Said I Could…” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The Patriots are being investigated over Patrick Chung’s concussion in Sunday’s loss to the Swags. He was initially cleared on the sidelines,…
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Your Champions League Matchday 1 (Day 2) Open Thread
You thought you could get away from fútbol #content, didn’t you? In my best Lee Corso doing a SEC cheerleader from behind impression, Yeah, …
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Your “All Of You Please Stop Talking” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Antonio Brown issued a(n empty) trade threat in response to criticism of Sunday’s performance. A former Steelers PR rep, Ryan Scarpino, who…
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Your “Today We Are All Vontae Davis, Josh Gordon and/or Jon Halapio” Monday Night Football Open Thread
Unless you’ve been hiding under a mouse pad all day-and I know you haven’t been because HR has been very explicit regarding that no-no…
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Your “Someone’s Going Home 0-2” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
Gawd! The hairs on my back are standing at attention! They’re nothing like my ‘cut and run’ nipples, I’ll tell you. I just can’t…
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Your “I’ll Have What You’re Having” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Post
Unless it’s a seizure. No seizures please. Otherwise I can take all that booze and those snacks off your hands. It’s a free service-part…