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Your Generic Monday Evening Open Thread
I had originally intended to title this one “BeerGuyRob Gets an Anal Probe”. But there has already been entirely too much anal probing in…
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Your “Mastersmania Sunday!” Evening Open Thread
Sometimes, you just gotta go with the classics. By the time this thread goes live, the Masters should be wrapping up, unless there’s a…
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Your “Another Season On The Outside Looking In” Saturday Evening Open Thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcZwzVLsBsg It’s an old episode of SCTV, taped off TV. The old local commercials are ridiculous, and the CBC bumpers are laughable. The Rough…
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Gravy Boat Ruins Derby Day (Also Whiny Baby German Elton John)
Oh yeah, Man City can also clinch their foregone conclusion Premiership title with a home Manchester Derby win (which would be pretty fookin’ sweet…
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TGISF… Eye Of The Beholder
I had an appointment with the eye doctor yesterday. I was very nervous about it. Not that I’m afraid of going to the eye…
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Your “All This Coded Language Must Mean Everything’s Fine” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Well, Bob McNair thinks offseason is the right time to wade back into his “inmates” comments again. “The main thing I regret…
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2018 Tradition Like Any Other Preview and Afternoon Livethread
We just finished the NCAA Tournament. I bet you’re asking yourself, “Where can I get more Jim Nantz? I can’t wait all the way to…
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Your “I Need This Validation Of My Prognostication Skills” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The Patriots have traded Brandin Cooks & a 4th-rounder to the Rams in exchange for the Rams 2018 first-round pick & a…
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World Gawne Mad – Finale Edition
Yes, we have reached the end. No lovable underdog, everyone is cheering for the flat track bully. But a worthy champion they would be,…
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Your “The Cross You Bear Is Only The Beginning” Easter Sunday Evening Open Thread
If all went well this weekend, I am currently driving home from Seattle. If it didn’t, I’m eating chicken fingers in my fat pants…