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Your “Halfway To The Pro Bowl!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The NFL has cleared Carolina of any shenanigans in the Cam Newton non-concussion in New Orleans. League doctor Dr. Allen Sills also…
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Your “Wearing White? They’re Not Virgins – They’re Whores!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Because they can’t wear hoods instead of helmets, the Patriots will wear white during The Big Game™ 12 of the last 13…
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‘A Christmas Prince’ for Best Picture: Oscar Nomination Predictions and Discussion Thread
Good morning! Condolences to any of you who are actually awake when this goes live. The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences will…
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Your “Satan Has Taken His Toll, And He Took It Out On Me” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The Cardinals have hired Steve Wilks, Panthers 2017 Defensive Coordinator, as their new head coach. He also interviewed with the Titans and…
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Your “I Hope You Like Field Goals” NFC Championship Open Thread
Don’t get me wrong-I think this will be a low-scoring, hard-fought tilt with plenty of hits and I’m all for it. What else do…
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Your “We Are All Jags Fans Today” AFC Championship Game Open Thread
Are you ready? Last Sunday was oh-so-glorious and I’m not sure how it can be topped but the bowels of my being are telling…
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Your “Whose Bright Idea Was It To Leave tWBS In Charge?” Saturday Evening Open Thread
BeerGuyRob’s. That’s who (Whose? Whom? Whut?). Yep, BeerBoyBobby is a selfish bastard. He decided he’d rather pawn off his responsibilities tonight. Just to go…
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Saturday Fútbol and Elephant In The Room Open Thread
It’s Saturday morning and there’s fútbol! Huh. Looks like a slate for the hardcore, in La Liga and the EPL. And, c’mon: it’s mid…
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TGISF… Well I Guess That’s Music, Allegedly – #1
It’s Been A While, Eh? Greetings and salutations, perverts. Haven’t seen you since last year FFS. Miss me yet? Yeah, I thought not. But…
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Your “Dear God – No!” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The NFL has chosen Gene “Index Card” Steratore to be the Super Bowl referee. So expect at least 25 penalties, so he…