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Your “All About That (In)Action, Boss!”” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Tracy Porter has been waived by the Bears. Backup QB news: Matt McGloin has been signed by the Eagles T.J. Yates has been…
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April! God… DAMMIT – Offseason Sunday Open Thread
These are despairing times. The present has become anticipating the worst possible outcome in the foreseeable future. Or, for Jets fans, on draft day…
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Your “Saturday Night Cucker” Saturday Evening Open Thread
Yep, I know. That title’s gonna need some ‘splaining. For now let’s just say things got weird(er than normal) around the poker table last…
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TGISF…aka Your “The Pimp is Too Apathetic to Think of a Theme This Week” Sexy Friday Open Thread
OK, so for the first time in like….wait, how long have I been the Pimp of [DFO] again???? …. Anyway, I’m too lazy to…
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Your “Dull Sideshow Full of Quacks and Clowns and Philistines” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Reminder: the Draft is three weeks today. NFL News: Beastmode will become a Raider, probably sometime before the draft. John Schneider says his relationship…
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Your “Sorry, I Feel Like Crap” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Sorry I’m not my usual verbose self in the write-up. I’ve got a head full of snot, a lung full of phlegm, and a…
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Your “The Reign Of Error Is Over” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
I think we can all agree he wasn’t that bad a quarterback. He lasted over 10 years (most of them healthy!) in a league…
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Unwatchable Finale Game Thread
Don’t mind me, I shall gladly sleep and bask in the sweet 36-hour glow of the Small Bears occupying sole possession of last place*…
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Your “It’s Still Real To Me, Dammit!” Sunday Evening Open Thread
So, Sunday night is Wrestlemania. I’m over at a buddy’s drinking shitty beer (on purpose) and eating the kind of snacks designed to guarantee…
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TGISF…aka Your “ABC Final Four, and also Wrestlemania Apparently” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Yes, I admit it’s another really messed up title this week. But I’m not intentionally being cryptic this time. It’s really very simple… ABC:…