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Your “A Different Sheepskin On The Menu” Wednesday Night Open Thread
NFL News: Getting in the way of a Romo trade is the fact that he counts for $19.6 million of Cowboys salary-cap space in 2017.…
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Your “Super Bowl Bye Week is the Worst Week” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Because there’s nothing going on. There’s even a lack of good rumours, partially because most job openings have been filled. It just means time…
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Your “Ugh – Two (More) Weeks of that ‘PATS NATION!!’ Garbage?” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The most exciting Superb Owl week news so far is that Jim Tomsula has been hired by the [Redacteds] as their new D-line coach.…
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Your “WAKE UP, IT’S TIME FOR FOOTBALL!” AFC Championship Game Open Thread
GENERAL: Mr. President, Agent Scotchnaut is pinned down in Bucharest and can’t post the Open Thread this afternoon! PRESIDENT RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: [pulls up pants] I’ll…
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TGISF…aka “Conference Championship” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Ah yes….Conference Championship Sunday. If I’m being honest…historically speaking at least…I’ve always preferred Conference Champs Sunday (CCS) to Superb Owl Sunday (SBS). The reasons…
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Your “THIS is League Stability?”Thursday Night Open Thread
NFL News: The Raiders have officially filed their relocation papers with the League. According to Yelp, the second best, but closest, moving company to…
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Your “Really, It’s Wednesday?” Evening Open Thread
Back at work today. Mid-week sick days just make things awkward. It’s like getting a second Monday but with two-days worth of workload. NFL…
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Your “How Many Colours Can I Produce?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Jesus Tapdancing Christ – first the fever, then the back pain, and now the popping Imodium like Tic-Tacs. If my wife hadn’t had it…
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Your “I Guess The Pats Bandwagon Got Bigger” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL news: Now that Josh McDaniels has pulled out (hee hee), the favourite for the 49ers head coaching job is Kyle “Not my old…
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Your “Just Goddamn Your, Goddamn it!” “AFC Division Game Open Thread
Chiefs GM John Dorsey: “Hey Andy, I called you into my office so that we might have a small chat before the game.” Reid:…