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Your [sacrifices goat within chalk outline of a pentagram] “THIS WILL BE A CLOSE GAME!” NFC Playoff Game Open Thread
/Fox pre-game intro Joe: “The good folks at DFW Ice Creamery were kind enough to provide us with samples of their very delicious products.…
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Your “The Pats Walk The Primrose Path To The AFC Final Because, Well Just Because” AFC Division Playoff Open Thread
Look, I hate the Pats with all the bile I can summon just like you. Still, they are a relentlessly successful organization in much…
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Your “Last Call For Boarding Flight #11 On Air Julio” NFC Division Round Open Thread
Okay, for sure this’ll be a keeper of a game, right? Haven’t we suffered enough, Goodell? We want marginally entertaining football and we want it…
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Returning From A Frightful Lesser and Greater Footy Weekend
Let’s DO BETTER, shall we? Things kick off bright and early Saturday (7:30, NBCSN), with 3rd position Spurs hosting surprisingly pesky West Brom. The…
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TGISF…aka “All You Need is Glove” Sexy Friday Open Thread
(apologies to Lennon and McCartney for that one) Yep, I’m back. /everyone groans Even though thanks to a snowstorm I technically never left. But…
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Your “Will They Be Outdrawn By A Soccer Team?” Thursday Evening Open Thread
A full #content day here at [DFO]’s undersea headquarters, thanks to that malaka Dean Spanos and the ingenuity & wit of the various award-snubbed…
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Your “‘Raining Money’ = Good; ‘Golden Shower’ = Bad; ‘Getting Hosed’ = Depends” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
To think what the Founding Fathers would say! I supposed Ben Franklin would approve, although he would have preferred French courtesans and older women. I’m…
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Your “I Gotta Wait Until Saturday for Football?!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Welcome to the preliminary darkness of the off-season. NFL Notes: Jordy Nelson has two broken ribs. Expect him to be deactivated later this week,…
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Your “In Need Of Emergency Post, Break Glass” National Championship Open Thread
Wait, that doesn’t seem right… That’s more like it. NFL News: Doug Marrone will stick around the Jaguras, getting the “interim” removed from his…
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Your “Paging Tom Coughlin’s Red Face. Please Pick Up The White Courtesy Telegraph” NFC Wild Card Game Open Thread
“Anyone can ‘lick the table’-that’s for amateurs. A real pro knows that the good bits are directly beneath the table sitting there on the…