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Your “The Fins Are Playing Their Backup QB Today? Moore’s The Pity” AFC Wild Card Playoff Open Thread
“WHAT DO WE WANT?” “A COMPETITIVE PLAYOFF GAME!” “WHEN DO WE WANT IT?” “NOW!” [whispers out of the side of his mouth] “Could you…
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Your “Seattle Doesn’t Care If Stafford Has A Thorn In His Paw” NFC Wildcard Game Open Thread
Det/Sea– Let’s be honest. We’re all pretend friends here, right? Does this not look like a Seahawks win etched in stone? Detroit has lost…
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Your “My Kingdom For An Adequate QB!” Raiders/Texans Wildcard Battle Open Thread
Oak/Hou– If you’re a fan of defenses making signal-callers look silly, have I got a game for you. The Raiders rook Connor Cook doesn’t…
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FA Cup Starts in Earnest, No Everton/Foxy Footy TV??
Way to go, 2017. As of this writing, Fox Sports Go is all borken (won’t let me log in under my cable login or…
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Happy New Sexy Friday!
I’m telling you, I have a really good feeling about 2017. I don’t know why, but I am unusually optimistic about this year. I…
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Your “Hey, Where’s the NFL?” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Wait?! Why am I writing a Thursday Open Thread? That must mean… Oh no… Dear God… The offseason is partially at hand! What horrors…
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Your “America’s Hat Is Having A Party?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Yes, and given the exchange rate, you’d be foolish not to come. NFL News: The Seahawks signed Devin Hester in advance of Saturday’s playoff…
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Your “What Is Done Cannot Be Now Amended” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: And the first NFL off-season arrest / Crimebeat! story of 2017 goes to… Adam “Pac Man” Jones! Sorry to those of you who…
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Your “The Regular Season Is Over? Tell Me It’s Not Over.” Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread
We did it again. The Little Blog That Could made it through a 2nd regular season with most of its dignity and all of…
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Your Late Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Of the six games on tap five have playoff implications-even if it’s just a matter of who plays who where. I’m always curious if…
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