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Your “[Looks At 2017] Is That All There Is?” NFL Football Open Thread
Salutations to all you mighty bastards/bastardesses that constitute the lurker/viewer/commenter-ship out there. Despite what my gut instinct tells me, I think I still have…
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Lesser Footy – A Raging Semi FOAR NYE!!
There are a smattering of Premiership games this morning, with Manure hosting 15th position Middlesbrough (10:00, NBCSN) getting feature treatment. Leicester/West Ham and Chelsea/Stoke…
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TGISF…aka “Last Second Re-Tread and also Merry New Year!!!!!” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Beef Jerky Time!!!! There’s plenty, you know. – I’m sorry folks. Sincerely. This week….Thank God It’s Sexy Friday is going to suck. And I…
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Your “Drunk As Hell And Enlisted At The Last Second To Throw Up An Open Post? Sure, Why Not?” Thursday Night Open Thread
I’m so sorry all you guys missed “Daniel Alfredsson Appreciation Night” a little while ago. He meant quite a bit to the city of…
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Your “What The Hell Are These?!” Afternoon Bowl Games Open Thread
Seriously, there’s too many of these. Anyone who watched last night’s Foster Farms Bowl saw a near-empty stadium and a meh football game. Actual…
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Your “Is It Too Early To Start Practicing My New Year’s Drinking?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
No. It’s not, and it never is. NFL News: Steve Smith is saying he’s “89 percent sure” done after this Sunday. I think…
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Lazy Wednesday JV NFL Open Thread
Embrace the nothingness with these fine fixtures: Pinstripe Bowl – Pitt vs. Northwestern (2:00, ESPN) The Mildcats are going to honor alum Craig Sager…
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Your “One More Week of Winter Vacation” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Future LA Rams coach Rex Ryan was fired by the Bills. Incoming coach Anthony Lynn said Tyrod Taylor will sit & EJ…
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Your ‘Break Glass in Case of Emergency’ Because Scotchy Went A-Huntin’ Monday Night Open Thread.
Detroit (-7.5) at Dallas Dallas takes on Detroit in the House That Jerry Built With A Big Assist From Public Funds That Could Undoubtedly…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Boxing Day Edition (with Lesser Footy Previews)
Holy crap, NFL Network’s decision to turn a mild Christmas Sunday afternoon into Thursday Night magically transformed its usual fetid product, on a scale…