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Tripping Over The Light Fantastic; or A Desperate Plié: Your All-Dancing 2019 Buffalo Bills Season Preview
[Author’s Note: As promised/threatened, this year’s Buffalo Bills Season Preview will be conducted in the medium of interpretive dance. Yes, I know it’s particularly…
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Your 2019 Seattle Seahawks Preview
Rainy City Football Chums Walkthrough Here we are at the beginning of another new season and lo, what promise it holds. More replays! Endless…
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Santa Clara Diet: A San Francisco 49ers Preview
[Author’s Note: In support of DFO’s efforts to maintain its position at the bleeding edge of Blog Innovation, I have chosen to conduct this…
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Your “Warning: Football-Like Activity Has Been Detected!” Saturday Evening Open Thread
Despite it being just the first week of exhibition I think most of us have taken a quick peek at the games on offer.…
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Preseason LiveBlog: It’sHereIt’sHereIt’sHereIt’sHere!
It’s TIME, biznitches! Pre-Preseason Football is upon us. It is time to anesthetize ourselves to our misgivings and celebrate the unifying factor that brought…
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Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
[kid’s entertainer walks onto stage to rabid applause] Entertainer: “HELLO OUT THERE, ALL MY LITTLE POOPSTERS!” Audience: “HELLO CAPTAIN SHITSTAIN!” C-Stain: “Oh! It’s so…
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2018 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Preview
*Camera goes on to reveal Donald Trump inside Trump Tower late at night. Trump is holding and reading from his ipad, with a smile…
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Your “Dane You Mont to the Football Day” Saturday Night Football Open Thread
See? I can talk all kinds of fancy when the mood urges me! Do you like urges? I like them. They crawl into your…
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Your Saturday Afternoon Football Open Thread
Well, what have we got here? Looks like a double-header-each of which could be interesting in different ways. The Jags and Vikes will be…
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New Orleans Saints 2018 Preview or Fete for the Lwa
Banner Image is the real Marie Laveau Hello kiddies! I’m back. Here at the nervous hospital where I have been requested to stay…