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Your “Will The Football Get Better? Only Slightly, Son, Only Slightly” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
The best thing about hot and swampy mid-August as far as my brain box is concerned? We’re that much closer to the most wonderful…
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Yinzburgh Stillers 2018 Preview
Well, holy hell. Wasn’t that AFC Championship Game the throwdown everyone, expected, and deserved? Two titans of the AFC having yet another remtatch to…
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HAWT PRESEASON AXXSHUN! Thursday Night
WEEK ONE OF THE PRESEASON WOOOOOOOOOO…. Who’s ready to watch sixth-round draft picks from Middle Tennessee State run into undrafted guys from Cal-Poly and…
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Hard Knocks Season Premier and Tuesday Night Open Thread.
Hot diggity damn y’all! It’s premier night for Hard Knocks on HBO! While many folks will bitch and moan about the repetition, the tired…
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Your completely biased Lesser footy EPL preview.
Those were my seats the last time that I saw premier league football live at Craven Cottage. It’s that time of year again…
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Your “I’ve Missed You So Goddamn Much!” Hall of Fame Game
So.. somebody may have dropped the ball. It was me. TO THE GAME! Ravens/Bears: If you can find two more uninteresting teams in…
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Your “I’ll Pluck You!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: It might be early, but the Packers defence is already half-done for the year: Jake Ryan is out for the season with…
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Offseason QB interviews. Wichita edition.
Hi there! Pardon me for the lapse in interviews this last month but Krokodil is a hell of a drug. <<Wichita>> What the hell…
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Offseason Qb Interviews. Arizona edition.
I love the desert, maybe I can squeeze some golf in after the interview. It’s so handy that the stadium is so close to…
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Offseason QB Interviews! – Denver edition.
Ahhh yeaahh Denver. Mountains? Check. Good beer? Check. Legal weed? Check. QB interview? Well, we shall just see about that. I have absolutely no…