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Welcome to the DFO Off-season!!
Another NFL year is in the books, but fear not, dear reader, for we have plenty of #content to keep you amused and occupied…
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Your “FEED ME MORE!” Monday Night Football Open Thread
Scotchy worked hard all weekend on the liveblogs – 2149 comments! – so I thought I’d give him a break and tie tonight’s matches…
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Your “Tomorrow Might Not Be Here For You” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Slight hangover…no scratches or cuff marks…note from wife about snoring…VICTORY! NFL News: Ezekiel Elliott’s appeal hearing has finally ended. Under the rules, the arbitrator…
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SF 49ers Preview: A Desperate Plea for Ecological Rebirth
So here we are, on the eve of the 2017 NFL season, and like any good Niners fan, the future looks mighty tentative, if…
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Your “Well, This Is Awkward…” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The Lions have agreed to pay Matt Stafford $135 million in a five-year extension. That’s $27 million per year, or 16% of…
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A TOAST TO BLEERGH: Your 2017 New England Patriots Preview
[INT. – A dark, candlelit dungeon appears slowly in the dim light. A hooded figure sits alone at a rough-hewn wooden table, with stacks…
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Your “Bortles Has Vanquished All Opposition” Saturday Evening Football Open Thread
Blake was down for the count. We saw it. He was never gonna get back up. Not against The Smirkinator. But lo and behold,…
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Your “No Problems Here – What Are You Talking About?”
NFL News: Tony Romo will miss Friday’s Chiefs-Seahawks game because his son was born last night. Good for him. Little Jones McCoy Romo joins…
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No Ones 2017 – Texans Preview
There is a phenomenon you may have heard of called the Mandela Effect. This is the scariest thing you will find on the internet…
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Making Ezekiel: Your [DFO] Law and Fantasy Football Mailbag
By far the most common question submitted this week was about where you should take Ezekiel Elliot in your upcoming drafts. The second most…