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Minnesota Vikings 2017 Team Preview – Handling Tragedy with Dignity.
Banner image via MMQB.com Voiceover by the Ghost of John Facenda: “October 16th 2016. The Minnesota Vikings enter their bye week with a record of…
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Your “Azathoth Have Mercy!—Light Is Dark and Dark Is Light” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The darkness that enveloped the continent around 10:21 AM Pacific came as news emerged that Roger Goodell had signed a five-year extension…
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2017 Indianapolis Colts Preview
For your 2017 Indianapolis Colts preview, I had an imaginary conversion with myself. Enjoy. So the Colts, huh. Didn’t they used to be good?…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – 2017 Round 22
There is one week left and we are still not sure who among a few teams will make the Eight. It’s so nice that…
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Your “I’ve Got Nothing Better To Do. You?” Sunday Afternoon/Evening Thread
[pulls pants up hastily] Hey, what’s going on guys/gals? Beardguyrob is otherwise engaged-don’t let the laundry get backed up, just throw a load in…
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Your “Don’t Want To Say Good Night” Saturday Evening Open Thread
Well, there’s a couple of “games” tonight, featuring “starters” that will “play” almost an entire quarter. Except for the guys who are hurt…
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Your “Second Verse – Same As The First!” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: In a harbinger of what this season might look like, Alex Smith’s agent is already talking about where he might end up…
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Your “Maybe Everything Should Be On Tape-Delay” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Ezekiel Elliott’s appeal is scheduled for August 29th. And he may have something more credible than the “crazy bitch” defence first alluded…
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“I Just Don’t Have A Parole Officer” – A Boots on the Ground Experience
Though somehow the fifth sixth fifth a top ten most populous American city, Phoenix is yet to produce a Boots on the Ground feature…
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Your “People Tell Me That I’m Gonna Lose You” Sunday Evening Open Thread
So, the first weekend of the pre-season ends tonight, with the Seahawks going down I-5 & then onto I-10 to visit some team called…