Since part 1 of this series, people have been telling me they’re excited for when I get to reputation. I built it up in my head. I created expectations. As we crept toward it each day, I imagined more and more what I thought it would be like. It’ll be gorgeous, delicate, with flowery melodies and soaring acoustic accompaniments. And then, as suddenly and unexpectedly as a snake pulling out a handgun and demanding the contents of my wallet in perfectly constructed iambic pentameter, it arrived.
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Your Yinzer/Wing How Did We Get Here Playoff Afternoon Thread
Well... For the life of me, I still cannot piece together this season. We saw QB2s all the way to QB102, all of which were still better than Uncle Jack Pickett, Kissin' Tittay Truthbisket, and especially MILF Hunter Z. As always, our pugilist, law-talkin' aquatic mammal's write up about the weekend's
“IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLL….” – When Smackdown Comes to Town
Hi everyone, It's your old pal Beerguy with another one of his tales of wonderment & whimsy. Now, it's no secret that I enjoy the professional graps. When I was a kid & my mom had to work on the weekend, my dad thought nothing of driving me across town and dumping
The Taylor Swift Experience, Day 3
It’s day 3. My mind overflows with Taylor Swift. Each waking moment she haunts me. I see her face in my coffee…Actually that’s latte art, this barista is really talented.
Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 18, 2023 Season
This is the end, my imaginary friends. The end. I mean, for the regular season. And of course, Happy Afrikan-American Monday, for all who celebrate (nods in Ron Rivera). Team WKRP will not be going to the playoffs, but (i) at least they didn't go winless in the division; and (ii)
Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 15, 2023 Season
Oh my. My, my, my. Every game can't be a Van Gogh, but we will always have Lake Effect Bearsenschiesse (h/t LemonJello). Because our DUUUUUVVVVAAALLLL imaginary pal very much sent the best prayer ever into the universe, asking how they could produce the most Bearsenschiesse ending to their near-comeback (which followed their
Instant Hippo Thoughts – “Lucky” Week 13, 2023 Season
December is here, the temperature is 75F inside the HippoLair. Almost had to put the a/c on, but I worried my dead father would haunt me. When Grumblelord goes into the Hall of Fame, the 3 December 2023 Clippers/P*ts game needs to replay in full. 24/7 on NFL Network. Yes, there
An Ant Has No Quarrel With A Boot: 2023 Buffalo Bills at the Bye (and Open Thread)
MAYHEM'S 2023 PREDICTION: "12-5, tied for AFC East crown. As always, the injury factor will be dispositive, but we have reason for Hope." HOW'S THAT LOOKING?: I mean, I was right. Injuries have decimated the Bills. Pro Bowl cornerback Tre'Davious White? Pro Bowler Matt Milano? Pro Bowler Dawson Knox? All of the Safeties (except
Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 10, 2023 Season
Yes, I am angrily pilled to the gills. Let's see how much Hippo can remember about these past 14 hours! Oh dear God, did The Shield EVAR test Germany's schiesse porn limits. P*ts opened with a long drive and FG, Humps responded with an even longer TD drive. Then...nothing. A whole
Subsequent GTD reflections
Hello there fellow DFO'er. Hope you're well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks comments of the week as decided by my brain. There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't. Seriously. There isn't. This weeks cheesy motivational quote is: We all die. The
Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 5, 2023 Season
What a time to be alive, eh? Some things happened yesterday, and here is what I discrened about a subset of said things. We get a near-perfect lineup, in terms of spacing. 1-6-4-1, with each "1" being intriguing enough to serve as a stand-alone option. But with the NFL, every matchup/window
Bonus Thursday Night Hippo FITBAW Coverage
Bearistocrats! (+6) at Commies (8:15, Amazon Prime) What a country. Our FITBAW fix served up to us by....our home delivery overlords. The feed was shitty last week, at least for me. Or the last time I watched? I may have over-napped last week. Anyway, I have a random feeling that Chi**** wins