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NFL Conference Championship Preview
НФЛ Конференция Чемпионат Превью Here at DFO, we are proud to be a multi-national worldly bunch. We live in countries other than the United…
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Happy New Sexy Friday!
I’m telling you, I have a really good feeling about 2017. I don’t know why, but I am unusually optimistic about this year. I…
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15 quejas sur la Week 16
This was quite a week, wasn’t it? So, by my reckoning, the path to the Super Bowl is pretty much laid out in plushy…
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Quotables Week 13 – Results
You know, I don’t think anyone could be prouder of their class than me. You all outdid yourselves. Give yourselves slaps on the…
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Balls’ Quarterly Review – And Down The Stretch They Come! (Phrasing)
The first time, I encouraged you to check your testicles. The second time, I encouraged you to check your breasts. Now, I encourage you…
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The DFO Patrón Saint
Back at the site where we all met, there was a patron saint and a matron saint and it was pretty obvious as to…
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“What’s that smell?” and other Balls Thoughts
Our own Hippo has been in a bit of a funk lately, so I thought I’d give it a shot to fill the void…
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Balls’ Quarterly Review Part Deux – The Halfway Point
Before I begin, I remind you, ladies, to check your breasts every three months daily to make sure there is nothing unusual. If you don’t, I’m…
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Old Balls Yell at Cloud
Take a look at this piece of glorious goodness: I was made aware of the existence of this by a retweet of our own…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Finals Week 2 (Semifinals)
Imagine my surprise when I woke up on Friday morning and saw that the Western Bulldogs were within a point of the Hawthorn Hawks…
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