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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Finals Week 1
Oh kids, do we have some great stuff this week! Gather around and let Ole Balls tell you about this weekend’s finals games! Welcome…
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The Dunghill of College Sports
College football is a fucking joke. Hey look! Iowa Asshole Polytechnic edged out Oklahoma Electrical Training Institute 65-8! It was close and we can’t…
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A Year Ago: KSK in Memoriam
A year ago today, KSK Smelled Us Later, Forever. It’s hard to think it’s been so long, or even so short sometimes, but I…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 18
We are getting ever closer to the end of the regular (home and away) season with only 5 games left for each team. It’s…
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I am NOT Amused
Here’s a great way to spend a weekend: sit through five lacrosse games and wonder why your team went 4-1 and wasn’t in the…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Indigenous Round (10)
Did y’all like those cool ass guernseys? I dug blaxabbath’s comment about the Western jumper so much I put it up as the banner…
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Auto Racing Holy Trinity Open Thread
This is probably the best day in the auto racing calendar. The day starts off with the Monaco Gran Prix which (/looks up polesitter)…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 8
Fresh off last week’s multi-faceted drama, the question was whether this Round could provide similar drama and surprises. The answer, a new AFL footballer…
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Diary of a Panic Attack Pt. 1
Sup, kiddos. I used to suffer from the occasional panic attack episodes (meaning 1-4 over the span of 2-3 days) every year, year and…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round One
One of the things I love about this league is that it always brings you surprises. Some are pleasant and some not, but it…