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An “Oh God – The Dog Won’t Stop Barfing!” Belated Friday Open thread
Sorry; been at the vets for 2 hours because the angel pictured above has kennel cough. THERE’S PHLEGM EVERYWHERE!!1!!1 NHL: Lightning @ Islanders – on…
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Your “Cinco de Drinko” Thirsty Thursday Open Thread
Another light day in the NFL. How long until OTAs and the inevitable Jags draftee injury? Ole Miss is shocked…SHOCKED that people are taking…
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Your “Throwing In The Towel” Wednesday Open Thread
(FYI: his name was Max; he was a rescued dog; he died of cancer at 8; he was the bestest.) The Browns paraded their…
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Your “Headshots for Everyone!” Tuesday Open Thread
A relatively slow day, given that the draft hangover should have cleared everyone’s head about now. (Irsay family excepted.) So, there’s very little by…
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Your “That Was Fun – Got a Smoke?” Monday Open Thread
Well, did you get enough hot draft action in the last 96 hours? There were 7 full rounds of NFL pickings – including one…
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“Well, what now SMRT guy?” A Slightly Late NHL Second Round Preview
On the heels of Anaheim coach Bruce Boudreau being fired on Friday morning, comes the draft-delayed second round preview of the Stanley Cup playoffs…
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Your “A Bauer of Hours Until The Draft” Wednesday Open Thread
I assume the face most GMs see in their dreams the night before the draft is Jack Bauer. It is a nightmare, naturally, as…
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Your “What Blessings The Gods Have Bestowed Upon Us” Monday Open Thread
/opens browser I didn’t know Holocaust equivalencies were such an integral part of the Massachusetts curriculum. Really, I could go on. Such unbridled,…
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Your “Freaky Friday” Open Thread
I can do this… I can do this… /deep breath… That was a pretty go– FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS!!! Dammit. I’ll take anybody but them.…
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Your “ONE WEEK UNTIL THE DRAFT !!!1!1!!!” Thursday Open Thread
FINALLY, purpose has come back to the NFL. The first round is a week today, and none too soon for the starved fetishists of…