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Turkeynacht Finale Game Thread
There are only so many corpses to roll out from the NFC East, so some must be saved for Sunday. Thusly, you will be…
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24 Men On The Frozen Tundra: A CFL Playoff Preview
We’re halfway through the NFL regular season, which means that things are just now starting to heat up for impending playoff races. For those…
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Bears Bye Week Update: In the Deep Deep Woods
Hey, gang, lots has changed since the experts here at Ye Olde Flying Doore made a bunch of predictions about our favorite teams before…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
So a lot of things coming up ahead this week. Cowboys have ditched Doopy Pantz for Matt Cassel, the Bears play the Lions to…
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Chicago Firesale?
Earlier today, the Chicago Bears traded DE/LB/Mullet Enthusiast Jared Allen to the Carolina Panthers. Had to be a good deal, right? According to the…
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An American Football Fan in Paris
As many DFOers/Kommentists/DFOoses/whatevers know, our own Old School Zero is currently training for a cheese eating/surrendering contest by exploring France from the tip of…
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Duchess’ Soapbox
/Climbs up on soapbox Erik Kramer earned the nickname “Brass” because when Rodney Peete was injured Kramer had the “brass balls” to call an…
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Fans in the Woods: 2015 Chicago Bears Preview
2015 DFO Chicago Bears Preview A Conversation Between Cuntler and BrettFavresColonoscopy, moderated by Jeff Joniak Jeff Joniak: Hey there, sports fans, welcome to the…