Guten Tag, drones. Most of us here, in fact likely all of us whose screen names don't rhyme with, uh, with, um, uh, 'Breadshirt,' yeah, that's it! are old enough to remember when ESPN first came into public consciousness, largely through showing things like weird sports like rodeo, strong man competitions,
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Let’s Keep That Power On!
Guten Tag, drones. That title has nothing to do with this week's draft topic, it's just my plea to Eversource, our local utility company, as Winter Storm Hernando crashes into the part of the East Coast that matters, (everything north and east of Delaware, but nothing in Maine above, say, Portland),
Monday Morning Mock Draft: Let’s Make Some Calls!
Guten Tag, Drones. We're excited to bring you your regular off-season Monday time-waster, the mock draft, as Hippo curls back into a fetal position for the next few months. Unless the Cardinals are good this seaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh man, almost got that out, too. Anyway, I've already got a list of 24 topics, which gives
Monday Morning Mock Draft Rescue Post
Guten Tag, drones, and welcome to the third season of Monday Morning Mock Drafts, courtesy of yours truly. At this point you're probably thinking things like, "What, the Super Duper Bowl hasn't even happened yet; shouldn't Hippo Thoughts be here?" and "Aw good Christ, not this shit again!" to which I
A Yinzer Rant About Dirt (Stillers At the Bye Primer)
Redshirt's Dirt Bungles contingent may challenge Milly-waw-kay for Central Division domination for a while. The Best Fans in Based Balls should be paying attention. Same for the Small Bears. Congrats, Redshirt. Its not the Cardinals or Cubs, no problem here. Not to worry about the Dirt Stillers, though. Bob Nutting's smothering
Monday Morning Mock Draft: Goodbye, Farewell, Amen.
Monday Morning Mock Draft: Oh God, You’re Not Gonna Play That Again, Are You?
Guten Tag drones. Let's make this quick. I've just come back from a weekend in Vermont, where I ate and drank a lot and did not sleep much. I need to remedy the latter tonight, but I'll not doubt be stewing over that C+ Yahoo just gave me for my fantasy
Monday Morning Mock Draft: Nailed It! (Not Blair Walsh Edition.
Monday Morning Mock Draft: The Line Approaches
(featured image likely results in a Dallas punt) Or something like that. Not exactly the profound effect I was going for as we enter the last month of the long national nightmare that is the off-season. Rest assured, however, that soon you'll be watching meaningless pre-season games, followed by meaningless in-season games
Monday Morning Mock Draft: On Second Thought
Guten Tag drones. Last week, in an effort to soothe your football-loving souls, we drafted linebackers. At the conclusion of said draft our own jet flyin' malort sippin' world travelin' volcano lair havin' Dok Zymm asked if we could draft secondary players this week so she could take Sean Taylor. And so