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REDACTEDS On the Road
Scene: Exterior, late morning on a crisp, unseasonably warm December day in DC. An exciting weekend of football has been completed, as long…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 58)
The scene: The Shop Till U Drop superstore, where the motto is,“It’s cheaper to deal than steal!” The front of the store is in…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 57)
The scene: The Door Flies Open clubhouse, where the DFOers are gathered for Thanksgiving. Beerguyrob is working the bar and chatting with King Hippo,…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 56)
The scene: Future Moose’s opulent (if virtual) bedchambers. Moose is there with Ballsofsteelandfury, who is in the virtual form of Future Clone Debbie Harry.…
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It’s Here! The HRTN Poster is Here! OMG!!!
The scene: The DFO clubhouse, where Darkest Timeline Zach Morris has called a meeting. DTZM: All right, settle down, everyone. Now, I’ve called you…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 55)
The scene: 150 million years ago. Early afternoon. Before lunch, but long enough after breakfast that you’re getting peckish. You’re thinking of those Diggler’s…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 54)
The scene: Doktor Zymm’s semi-secret laboratory in the DFO clubhouse. Doktor Zymm is wearing surgical magnifying glasses and working on the android body of…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 53)
The scene: The Door Flies Open clubhouse, where Cookiethulhu has just pulled the Man in Plaid #2 out of his mouth in front of…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 52)
A note to our loyal readers: Here at the busy offices of Hard Ride To Nowhere we’re sure to read each and every piece…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 51)
The scene: The Door Flies Open clubhouse. A meeting is in progress. In attendance are Darkest Timeline Zach Morris, Ballsofsteelandfury, WCS, Marc Trestmans Windowless…