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Sexy Friday – 20230106
TGIF! Hello 2023! And Happy Capitol Tour Anniversary for those that celebrate! For those of us heading back to work, it’s time to shave,…
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Balls Magazine Volume 2
It was 7 AM on a Sunday morning and I was headed to Palm Springs to play in a tournament. Tee time was at…
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Your 2023 AVN Awards Preview Post
Yes, get ready for the traffic to start rolling in. It’s that time of year again! For the first time since COVID, the AVN…
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Balls Magazine Volume 1
I was inspired by Brick’s image that he posted on Sexy Friday and which is now the banner picture for this post. Instead of…
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Sexy Friday – 20221230
TGIF! So long 2022! While many good things happened this year, many bad things did too. This year was really a land of contrasts!…
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Mittwoch Holiday Week What The Crap Else Are You Doing This Week Thread
Welcome reprobates, degenerates, and occasional nice people. It’s that weird middle-of-the-week day in between Christmas and New Year’s, and this year it happens to…
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Sexy Friday – 20221223
TGIF! So long worthless work week. May your personal LDB challenge be done and dusted for another year. In the meantime, it’s freezing cold just…
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Your 2026 World Cup Immodest Proposal
In his 2022 World Cup Quarterfinal Open Thread, the esteemed Mr. King Hippo, Esq. came up with a pretty good idea for how to…
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Sexy Friday – 20221216
TGIF! So long stupid work week. May this be the last work week of the year for all of you. Not for me unfortunately,…
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Balls’ History Of The World: Part 1
Before we get started, I feel we need an appropriate intro: This post came about because this YouTube video popped up on my feed:…