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Your Saturday morning pre-NFL soccer thread
At the risk of having y’all say, “Fuck, Balls again?!?” and having it NOT be related to what you did a few hours ago,…
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It’s a New Sexy Year Friday!
Sort of. Work with me here. The timing of the holiday is such that this is the last Sexy Friday of the year of…
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The Definitive Top Ten Monster Energy Drinks aka NASCAR season review
For those of you that are rednecks, Mexicans, or fellow racing aficionados, this will be old news. However, for those of you that look…
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LA Football Report – Thanksgiving Week
As we get closer to stuffing ourselves with turkey and three football games on Thursday, it’s time to once again take a look at…
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Your “Finally a Good Game!” SNF Open Thread
After the “games” we sat through today, we finally get a decent matchup tonight. It’s too bad that we have to endure the incoherent…
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Your “What else is on?” Monday Night Football Preview and Open Thread
Seriously, when I looked at yesterday’s schedule, there was not one game that I was interested in watching. Steelers-Clots wasn’t even available in LA.…
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25 Questions About….
This Actually, it’s really about this Allow me to explain. Around the DFO water cooler, Litre_ cola suggested that we rename the Houston Texans.…
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Your Official DFO-CON 2017 Announcement Post
AFTERNOON – SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA – NONDESCRIPT OFFICE BUILDING INTERIOR [An extremely pale but handsome young man sits at his desk, trying to do anything…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – 2017 Preliminary Finals
It’s always a bit weird when your team gets eliminated from the championship hunt, isn’t it? I mean, there are still games left to…
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Your “You Know What Time It Is And You Want Me To Do What?” Open Thread
As you are reading this, it is 6:00 AM on a Sunday morning on the West Coast. No one should be up this early…