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Farewell, Sweet Prince: World Cup Day 13
Good morning! Thank you for coming. I hope you had your cup of Joe and are ready for some intense lesser footy action. Group…
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2018 World Cup Sabado 23 June Open Thread
Here is some half-arsed analysis from a half-arsed Hippo who is no longer watching Torneo Del Diablo. My cohorts will do better. Me did…
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2018 World Cup Wednesday Open Thread
Into the next set of games! We have now seen everyone at least once and so conclusions can be drawn: Nobody knows anything. Sí…
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Russia 2018–World Cup Day 5: Navigating Monday
Dodging work on Monday is especially difícil. FFS, I actually have a conference call scheduled for this afternoon. I for reals have to talk to…
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2018 World Cup Team Preview – Colombia
Quite a few of us resident DFO Lesser Footy enthusiasts have Colombia as our sleeper of the tourney. Therefore, we’ve decided to split up…
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World Cup 2018 Team Preview – Sweden
Whatever happened to the Swedish Bikini Team? I mean, yeah, they were really American models that were put together for an Old Milwaukee advertising…
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World Cup 2018 South Korea Preview: So you’re saying there’s a chance
*Scene opens to a pitch black room. All you can see is black and the sounds of an older man grunting* Old Man breathing…
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World Cup 2018 Costa Rica Preview: Mangoes FOAR All!
Costa Rica is a delightful Central American nation. Friendly people, tropical weather without the bullshit Carnival Cruise tourismo atmosphere to trigger the shit out…
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2018 World Cup Preview: Iceland
The other day I saw an ad on the social medias that wasn’t about Cambridge Analytica, but was for some liquor stating that due…
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World Cup 2018 Peru Preview: Cocaine is a hell of a drug
The guy in the featured image is Inti, God of the sun. As you can tell, he isn’t fluting around. Inti is revered as…