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Your “Oh Boy” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: This sucks: Jim Kelly has to go for more surgery. It’s a follow-up to the procedure he had to have after his…
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Your “I Know Exactly How Boring This Is” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Dreamboat hinted on Instagram that he’ll retire at 45, or when he said he’d retire. The Broncos have to rename their…
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Your “Gotta Go Somewhere” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Former Rams first-round pick OT Greg Robinson was signed by the Browns. The Browns are trying to replace Joe Thomas with whatever…
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Your “Bills Coming Due” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Actual good thing: The Vikings have announced Dennis Green will be inducted into their Ring of Honor. The selected date is September…
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Your “Oh God – Tomorrow Will Be Worse” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: A whole bunch of stars are skipping minicamps for various reasons. Cardinals RB David Johnson, who wants to extend beyond his rookie 5th…
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Your “Whaddya Mean It’s Not Human?” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Julian Edelman is apologizing for his failed test, but no one is certain what he tested positive for. The League is having…
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Your “But Baby, You Didn’t Even Try” Sunday Evening Open Thread
A busy week coming up for yours truly. The penultimate week of my regular school program, so kids are getting all their work in…
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Your “It Just Meant ‘Day’” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Carson Wentz has been cleared for 7-on-7 work at Eagles camp. He’s still in a non-contact role, but the Eagles are confident…
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Your “A Small Man Trying To Embiggen Himself” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Crybaby-in-chief President Trump “disinvited” the Eagles from the White House and instead will hold a perfectly cromulent “Celebration of America, which will…
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Your “Try To Look Like You’re Having Fun” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Mark Davis ‘enjoyed’ Game 1 of the Stanley Cup finals last night, which is a “big deal” because OMG the Raiders are…