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Roundball Roundup From A Total Know-Nothing: The [DFO] Bracket Challenge
Howdy, folks. Once again, March Madness – arguably the best tournament in all of sports – is just around the corner. We still have…
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The Dunghill of College Sports
College football is a fucking joke. Hey look! Iowa Asshole Polytechnic edged out Oklahoma Electrical Training Institute 65-8! It was close and we can’t…
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Basketball Finally Ends – Pray to This Man
#2MW Villanova vs. #1E U*NC (9:19, TBS) In a new twist on Catholics vs. Convicts (the Holes aren’t in NCAA jail yet, but that’s…
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Operation Stop the Asshole Cheaters (Final Four Preview/Game Thread)
Well folks, here we are. Down to four, only one #1 seed, but it’s the most evil one of all. Blatant bunch of academic…
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Flacco Eight Preview/Game Thread (Sunday Edition)
Yes, I’m recycling the picture. I don’t care enough about today’s games to try very hard. Take it out of my paycheck. 10MW Syracuse…
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Flacco Eight Preview/Game Thread (Saturday Edition)
Oh, this is an unflavored ice milk kind of tournament, no doubt. So without further ado…your first set of Flacco Eight matchups. 2W Oklahoma…
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Sweet Sixteen Part Deux (Dead Jeebus Day Edition)
To share a story my mother likes to tell about my weirdo childhood, she asked then 6-ish year old me “Why did Jesus die?”…
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Sweet Sixteen Thursday Preview/Game Thread
Sweet madre de Christ, did anyone else have these donuts in the local grocery store growing up? What a cherished, delicious binge and shame…
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Awaking From the Basketball Coma (Sunday No-Funday Preview)
The last day of the coma is always such a bummer, because all I can think about is how close to being over it…
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Basketball Coma Methadone – Saturday Shakes Edition
Only 8 games today. It’s like being behing the Iron Curtain, da, comrades? Anyway, CBS even gets all crafty, trying to sneak their “white…