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TGISF… AKA “When I Turn Your MOM Over, It Spells WOW” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Well, after that title and that banner image, I suspect some of you are already cringing just a little bit. Worry not, we’re gonna…
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TGISF… AKA “Can We Leave The Lights On This Time?” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Boo!!!!!!!!! Yeah, today is Friday, October 13th. Why are we superstitious about Friday the 13th, anyway? I’m really not, to be honest. Though I…
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TGISF… AKA “A Lot Can Happen In A Year” Sexy Friday Open Thread
It’s an interesting week this week here in TGISF-land. We’ve reached a bit of a milestone around here, I suppose. Even though Sexy Friday…
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TGISF… AKA “If She’s Willing To Go Down Under, She’s A Keeper” Sexy Friday Open Thread
For your Sexy Friday shenanigans this week, you get a dose of the tWBS and Balls Komedy Hour! What has made you so lucky…
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TGISF… AKA “Make Like A Tree…And Get Outta Here” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Ah yes, leaves. That was the whole point of the joke, and Biff messed it up for me. Oh well. It might not feel…
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TGISF…AKA “Is Your Board Sticky?” Sexy Friday Open Thread
If you’ve read this, then you were treated to ballsofsteelandfury and myself discussing the finer points of surfing earlier today. And you also already…
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TGISF…AKA “Return Of Teh Cheerleaders – Pt Deux” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Don’t stare at that banner image up there too long. Because you can’t have her. But we’ll get to that. Last week, we paid…
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TGISF…AKA “Return Of Teh Cheerleaders – Part I” Sexy Friday Open Thread
JV FOOTY EDITION!!!!! Hope you like that banner image. We’ll get back to that but…. – First, Some Business (again) Fantasy Football!!! I’m by…
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TGISF… AKA “A Woman Is Like A Joint…She Won’t Run If You Lick Her Properly” Sexy Friday Open Thread
First, Some Business The lovely and talented YeahRight has once again put together the DFO Suicide League for you degenerates for the upcoming season. …
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TGISF… AKA “Why Are These Pages Stuck Together?” Sexy Friday Open Thread
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. –Frank Zappa – Get it? –…