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Your Welp? Now What? Thursday Evening Open Thread
banner image via Evening everyone and welcome to the opening act of WWIII. Will try my best to remain apolitical here but…
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Rum, Simile and the Lash: Tuesday Open Thread
So that happened. Yes, it was an amazing game. And yes, if Andy Reid really had any of the good-natured regular-guy humanity we attribute…
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A Modester Proposal: DFO Buys the Denver Broncos (and Tuesday Open Thread)
I have been called many things: Dreamer. Madman. Mrs. Ethel Burstein. But this is not some delusion of grandeur, like that time I thought…
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Your “I Guess I Volunteered Myself” Thursday Evening Open Thread
2b.jpgServes me right for asking, now I get to do it. Here’s the news! -David Culley (Team Not Found) is fired after one season.…
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Reflections on Insurrectionists–Your Thursday Not-So-Lighthearted Open Thread
As you surely know by now, today marks one year since an outgoing President attempted to disrupt the 219 year old American tradition of…
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Wait, It’s Tuesday? Where Are The NFL Games? Open Thread
[EDITED: JOHN MADDEN IS DEAD AND A HAMSTER BIT A KID AT A MOVIE THEATER. NEWS ALWAYS BREAKS LATE] Jeebus on a whole wheat…
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Your Festivus Airing of Grievances/Open Thread
Well, another year has come and gone, and it’s time for another Festivus celebration.
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Death to Our Smurf Overlords: A Larry King Not Live Tuesday Open Thread
Hello, friends. It’s another High Drama Tuesday in the National Football League, and yours truly has some thoughts. Yes, I am still dead,…
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Pole Assassin Monkey Attack II: When Nature Calls! Tuesday Open Thread
“Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world, The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere The ceremony of…
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Your “Discount” Double Vax Wednesday Afternoon Impromptu Thread
The news: -An “immunized” (read by the world and The Shield: not vaccinated) Aaron Rodgers has covid. That means he is now OUT for…
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