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Sexy Friday – 20230623
TGIF! And welcome one and all to summer! Hardwood draft is done and dusted, but next week is the ice draft! Scout your favoUrite…
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Sexy Friday – 20230616
TGIF! Happy indictment week everyone. Make a cursory check of your bathrooms for lost boxes and superfulous chandeliers. Survival – Personal Edition Feeling frisky?…
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Your 2023 Women’s World Cup Preview Extravaganza! Part 1
If y’all are not excited about the Women’s World Cup, this year, I don’t know what’s wrong with you. Perhaps you should try some…
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Sexy Friday – 20230609
TGIF! Happy forest fire season to those on the east coast. Hope today was enough of a relief so your peepers work tonight. And…
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Sexy Friday – 20230601
TGIF! Welcome to the wonderful world of June. I’m getting my NASCAR on today, so let’s get to it. Survival – Personal Edition Every…
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Sexy Friday – 20230526
TGIF! Long weekend ahead and it’s Friday, so I’m going to make this short and sweet. Survival – Personal Edition Let’s imagine future you…
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Sexy Friday – 20230519
TGIF! Couple of great news items from this week: 1) There will be no more forced releasing of a certain sea creature here for…
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Sexy Friday – 20230512
TGIF! Hope everyone has taken the time to peruse your team’s schedule and count those wins and losses. Just kidding, there’s still real playoffs…
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Sexy Friday – 20230505
TGIF! Happy Cinco De Mayo to all who celebrate. We’re still up to our eyeballs in the hardwood and ice playoffs, so let’s get…
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Sexy Friday – 20230428
TGIF! Let’s get right to it because I need a nap before this evening’s game. Survival – Personal Edition Speaking of which, occasionally a…