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Sexy Soccer Saturday Open Thread – Edición de Libertadores

What? Or should I say, “¿Qué?” Today, in addition to the usual European league action, we have the first leg of the Copa Libertadores…

The 500s, officially known as the Houston Texans, are winning at an over .500 pace. Their record past the halfway (.500!) mark is either…

Welcome to Monday Night! In which we have the last game of the week and it happens to be a good one if you…

This time, I’ll REALLY put the sexy in the Soccer Saturday Open Thread! You see, kids, the person that was originally going to write…

INTERIOR, HALLWAY OF A MANHATTAN LUXURUY HIGH RISE BUILDING. Balls (checking address): This is the place. [Knocks on door] Balls: Ian, are you in…

Work with me. It’s a difficult time for us culés. And no, that’s not a word associated with yummy juicy asses although I could…

As this post publishes, it is halftime in Wankdorf as DFO’s adopted team, Young Boys, are taking on the Batmen of Valencia. If you…

Yes, we are back! The International Break is over and the leagues are back in action and oh kids have we got a full…

Back when I was a wee lil Balls, one of the first songs I learned in English was this one: The second was probably…

On Friday night’s Open Thread, we had a good time commenting on the Grand Final as it happened. Luckily for us, we got ourselves…