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Quotable Submissions – End of Regular Season 2017
Happy New Year to everyone! This is your friendly neighborhood Balls here. Our usual author, Blaxxy, had himself quite a New Year and is…
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It’s a New Sexy Year Friday!
Sort of. Work with me here. The timing of the holiday is such that this is the last Sexy Friday of the year of…
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DFO Coaching Carousel 2017 Edition
The rumors are starting to heat up in advance of Week 17 games. Given that a lot of decisions are made immediately after the…
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TGISF…AKA “Time To Fill That Sack Ya Fat B*st*rd” Sexy Friday Open Thread
No, that’s not what I meant!!! Get your head in the game!!! But I also can’t fault ya on that one. One must play…
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TGISF… AKA “Oh Baby It’s Cold Outside” Sexy Friday Open Thread
I’m pretty certain that this is the latest I’ve ever been in starting on TGISF. I can’t be certain, because I tend to stay…
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TGISF… AKA Your “Wang Chung Tonight” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Short week this week for a few reasons. So I’m dipping into the “Pool of Princesses” for TGISF this week to make things easy…
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TGISF… AKA “Are Ya Feelin’ Lucky, Punk?” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Note: While I wasn’t paying attention, BallsofSteel once again invaded my personal space. At least this time I didn’t need antibiotics afterwards. But I…
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TGISF…AKA “Now We’re Cooking” Sexy Friday Open Thread
So I guess many of us did some cooking yesterday. Or at least reaped the benefits of someone else doing it. Me myself? I…
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The Definitive Top Ten Monster Energy Drinks aka NASCAR season review
For those of you that are rednecks, Mexicans, or fellow racing aficionados, this will be old news. However, for those of you that look…
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LA Football Report – Thanksgiving Week
As we get closer to stuffing ourselves with turkey and three football games on Thursday, it’s time to once again take a look at…