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TGISF…AKA “Return Of Teh Cheerleaders – Pt Deux” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Don’t stare at that banner image up there too long. Because you can’t have her. But we’ll get to that. Last week, we paid…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – 2017 Finals Bye Week edition
There were no games this weekend since the AFL instituted a bye last year between the last Round of the Home and Away season…
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TGISF…AKA “Return Of Teh Cheerleaders – Part I” Sexy Friday Open Thread
JV FOOTY EDITION!!!!! Hope you like that banner image. We’ll get back to that but…. – First, Some Business (again) Fantasy Football!!! I’m by…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – 2017 Round 23
It’s the end of the Home and Away season! And what an end we had! The final spot in the Eight came down to…
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TGISF… AKA “A Woman Is Like A Joint…She Won’t Run If You Lick Her Properly” Sexy Friday Open Thread
First, Some Business The lovely and talented YeahRight has once again put together the DFO Suicide League for you degenerates for the upcoming season. …
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – 2017 Round 22
There is one week left and we are still not sure who among a few teams will make the Eight. It’s so nice that…
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TGISF… AKA “Why Are These Pages Stuck Together?” Sexy Friday Open Thread
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. –Frank Zappa – Get it? –…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – 2017 Round 21
You know, every once in a while something happens that melts my cynical dark heart and gives me joy. This weekend brought me two…
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TGISF… aka “Taste The Rainbow” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Roy G Biv was a smart sumbitch. If you didn’t take physics in school, you have no idea what that means probably. Foreshadowing? Yes. …
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TGISF…aka “Don’t Worry, Be Happy” Sexy Friday Open Thread
No, I’m not planning on linking that song. You’re welcome. But I am linking this one (and a bunch of others you’ll probably hate…sorry,…