Sexy Friday – 20250321

TGIF! Let's make this quick, there's March Madness! *checks DFO bracket* Cool, cool, cool. 25th out of 26. Thanks BFC for keeping me out of last. Survival - Personal Edition Let's say you're playing around will a little flame and manage to light yourself on fire. Here's a handy guide. Stop. Don't

Sexy Friday – 20250314

TGIF! And Happy Pi Day! Eat some pie today. Survival - Personal Edition Doing some traveling? Here's some tips to bribe customs officials. If you're being hassled, stay calm and aloof. Determine if there's an actual problem or the official is just looking for some unofficial compensation. Never overtly offer a bribe.

Sexy Friday – 20250307

TGIF! WTF, Geno is gone to That's His Raiders! No wonder all the receivers are bailing. Survival - Personal Edition Now that it's March we can get back to grilling. Let's go over some helpful tips to deal with the inevitable grill fire. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of

Sexy Friday – 20250228

TGIF! You still have 2 days to binge watch all the Oscar movies, so get to it. Survival - Personal Edition We're enjoying a nice false spring here, which makes one wistful of summer. Which brings to mind the 4th of July and that day's highlight: the hot dog eating contest. Let's

Sexy Friday – 20250125

TGIF! Hope everyone is recovering well from the hockey fever. After all, the NHL regular season resumes tomorrow. Well, except for McAvoy and one of the Tkachucks who are both very much injured. Survival - Personal Edition This is going to go long, like a Sexy Rexy pass. Will I finish in

Sexy Friday – 20250214

TGIF! It's Valentines Day, what are you doing here? No matter, things get better after that because some of us have a 3 day weekend! Survival - Personal Edition This weekend would be a good time to do some grilling. So here's some grilling tips! Start those steaks by lightly coating them

It’s Thursday Already? Carpenter Afternoon Hang-Out

Maybe it's just me, but the week immediately after the Superb Owl always tend to drag a little. There's almost a sense of dread, the looming off-season is now officially here, and the build-up for the game this week isn't there. If you're Jest or The Pauls fan, it's a

Sexy Friday – 20250131

TGIF! Well how about that? One month down for the year. But at least we have no football this weekend! Survival - Personal Edition A dilemma as old as time: Husband forgets his Anniversary. First of all, don't forget! Add a reminder a month in advance to every calendar you own. Instead

Dante Hicks Tribute Carpenter Jorb

Allegheny County 9-1-1, what's the address--- oh, so(u)rry. Force of habit and whatnot. Actually, if yinz didn't know, there's a pre-recorded bump of that message so we don't shred our vocal chords repeating it dozens of times a day. There are many other phrases we repeat dozens of times of day

Sexy Friday – 20250124

TGIF! It's championship weekend! Can't wait for the CC matchup in the LIX bowl. Survival - Personal Edition Say you're at the stadium or arena watching a game in person. (Or working there, Hi MeadDudeSame!) Then, something happens and the whole damn crowd loses its mind and starts a riot. Here's how

Your mid-Wednesday Carpenter Jorb

I'm taking it upon meself to throw this up. I would have earlier, but I was dealing with a litany of... Yinzerness. Plus, I can't use this is side of DFO at the PSAP. Also, we bottomed out (heh heh "bottomed out" huh huh) at -9 degrees MURICKAN this morning. Anyway,