Your “Can You Stop Testing My Breaking Point?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Open Threads

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - August 15, 2018August 15, 2018

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Quick NFL Hits: Nick Foles doesn't care that Tawmmy didn't shake his hand after the Superb Owl Why should he? He's the one that won the damn thing.I hope that when they meet next week for the preseason game, Foles just holds out his hand and asks him to kiss

Your “One Holiday Ends; Another Begins” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - July 3, 2018July 3, 2018

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NFL News: Suspensions! Rams G Jamon Brown - two games for "violating the NFL Policy and Program for Substances of Abuse". Packers RB Aaron Jones - two games for substance violations. stemming from "an early October 2017 arrest and marijuana-related charge, to which he pleaded no contest in February". Niners

Your “Bills Coming Due” Monday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - June 18, 2018June 18, 2018

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NFL News: Actual good thing: The Vikings have announced Dennis Green will be inducted into their Ring of Honor. The selected date is September 23rd, against the Bills. Nice to see they chose a game they might actually win. Another good thing: the Eagles gave a Super Bowl ring to

Your “Shut Up – It’s Live Football!” Thursday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - June 14, 2018June 14, 2018

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NFL News: Not quite on bent knee, but the Chargers have reached out to Antonio Gates about a possible return. The ACL tear to Hunter Henry is forcing the Chargers to reconsider the decision to cut Gates. If Mark Davis were half the man his father was, he'd sign Gates

Your “Whaddya Mean It’s Not Human?” Monday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - June 11, 2018June 11, 2018

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NFL News: Julian Edelman is apologizing for his failed test, but no one is certain what he tested positive for. The League is having the sample retested, as the positive came as a result of a substance that wasn’t immediately recognizable, and there are scientists analyzing it. Meanwhile, he can

Your “What’s Old Is New Again, Again” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - April 4, 2018April 4, 2018

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NFL Notes: RGIII is back, baby! A one-year deal with the Ravens. The best comment on Deadspin was that the Ravens signed him because he can't bend his knees to take one. On the other end of the redemption spectrum, JFF says it's the Browns fault he turned out to

Your “I Need This Validation Of My Prognostication Skills” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - April 3, 2018April 3, 2018

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NFL News: The Patriots have traded Brandin Cooks & a 4th-rounder to the Rams in exchange for the Rams 2018 first-round pick & a sixth-round pick. At least Dreamboat still has Gronk. For now. For statistical purposes, the Rams now have only one third-round pick, three fourth-round picks, and two sixth-round

Your “Like Eli Manning, This Week Just Keeps Getting Slower” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

DFOing Good

Beerguyrob - March 28, 2018March 28, 2018

NFL News: Not that he's officially on the market, but if he were the Giants want two first-round picks for Odell Beckham Jr. This is amidst rumours the Rams kicked the tires on a potential trade. Another rule change: the mandatory extra point on a game-ending TD has been eliminated.

Your Tag Deadline Day Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - March 6, 2018March 6, 2018

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NFL News: Franchise tags: Today at 4:00ET was the deadline for applying a franchise tag to a current player under negotiations. The list: Franchise tagged: Le'Veon Bell (Steelers) Lamarcus Joyner (Rams) Jarvis Landry (Dolphins) Ziggy Ansah (Lions) DeMarcus Lawrence (Cowboys) Transition tagged: ($2 million less) Kyle Fuller (Bears) meaning he can

Your “Let Us Never Speak Of It Again” Monday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - February 19, 2018February 19, 2018

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NFL News: The Texans plan to release Brian Cushing prior to the new league year starting on March 14. It'll save them $7.6 million on the cap, and leaves them clear when he eventually picks up his third suspension for PEDs. Because he totes learned his lesson this time, guys.

Your Non-Futbol Semana de Odio Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - February 14, 2018February 14, 2018

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Of course, we can have a DFO Futbol Semana de Odio in advance of our World Cup previews in May. NFL Notes: In what reads like a note from a stroked-out Grandpa, Johnny Manziel has started his "Comebackszn". He will be playing in the new-ish Spring League, which is a thing the NFL

Your “What’s Old Is New Again” Thursday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - January 25, 2018January 25, 2018

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NFL News: The NFL site says it better than I could: "Baltimore Ravens rookie cornerback Marlon Humphrey was arrested earlier this month by University of Alabama police on misdemeanor harassment and theft charges." It appears to be a 'disagreement' over a $15 phone charger, and whether or not Humphrey stole