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Ain’t No Party Like a 5th of July Party (Open Thread)
It poured in our nation’s capital yesterday, washing out many a bbq and celebration. Despite the weather, the massive “Capitol Fourth” concert PBS broadcasts…
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Quick Field Notes From Seattle
The ladyfriend and I spent a long Memorial Day weekend in Seattle and the broader Olympic Peninsula area. Yes, we had a lovely time,…
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[BOOK FLIES OPEN]: Andrew Luck Knows How to Read
It’s been a busy past few days in NFL News: Josh Norman signed with the [REDACTED]s and shortly thereafter admitted that he tried and…
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MLB Opening Day Reflections on NFL Team Names
First of all, why the hell is there interleague play on the first day of the season? That’s the kind of dumb move I…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Nobody Likes a Dry Barrel
Coming on the heels of SonOfSpam doing a great job filling in for our resident Cicerone, make it snow, you were probably all looking…
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Mock YEAH!
It has been less than two weeks since Super Bowl Sunday, which means you may be Jones-ing for some serious NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE action.…
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NFL Heroes
As we all know, getting old sucks. You have to pay bills, everything randomly hurts, it takes longer both to get drunk and to…
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Boo This Man
[SCENE: Interior, NFL Headquarters. Uneaten pizzas litter the tables as men in suits nervously check their blackberries for updates on the DOW, emails from…
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Fans in the Woods: 2015 Chicago Bears Preview
2015 DFO Chicago Bears Preview A Conversation Between Cuntler and BrettFavresColonoscopy, moderated by Jeff Joniak Jeff Joniak: Hey there, sports fans, welcome to the…