August 2015 – Page 15 – [DOOR FLIES OPEN]

Avatars

August 4, 2015

Hey guys, so, it turns out that WordPress only lets you use Gravatar for your avatar picture. The add avatar spot in the sign…

Must Hate See T.V. – 2016 G.O.P. Line Up Announced

August 4, 2015

/Stadium lights darken and fog machine kicks in //Music and laser show began https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqby02qjKD8 ///Screen flashes “R U E“ I CAN’T HEAR YOU INTERWEBS!!!!…

2015 New York Jets or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Genoception

August 4, 2015

Another year, another Jets season, another opportunity to build upon my budding alcoholism, let’s all get ready for the 2015 NFL season. In many…

Trent Green Encounters a Mirror

August 4, 2015

[Trent Green is singing and dancing alone in his room] Trent: [Singing] Da-nana, naaaa nanana… HEY! Dana-nana… Trent: Oh, hi there handsome. Say, I…

WHEN I KNEW I WAS FINISHED

August 4, 2015

The story you are about to witness is true. The names have not actually been changed because they are not actually names of the…

AN EARNEST RESPONSE: PENIS PENIS PENIS

August 4, 2015

Point of Parliamentary Procedure

August 4, 2015

Now that our little rebellious community of forsaken kommenters has grown exponentially, (pours one out for Black Friday)(ruins sneakers), we should probably set some…