Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 29)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - May 6, 2016May 5, 2016

The scene: The DFO clubhouse, where there is a meeting of the membership under way. Darkest Timeline Zach Morris sits at the head of the table, with the others seated around the table. In attendance are WCS, Beerguyrob, Brocky, JJ Fozz, Ballsofsteelandfury, Rikki-Tikki-Deadly and Lord Revisisle. Attending via Skype

Your “Cinco de Drinko” Thirsty Thursday Open Thread

Beerguyrob - May 5, 2016May 5, 2016

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Another light day in the NFL. How long until OTAs and the inevitable Jags draftee injury? Ole Miss is shocked...SHOCKED that people are taking Laremy Tunsil's accusation seriously. Secret footage unearthed by crack DFO researchers discovered coach/eventual supervillain Hugh Freeze being confronted by NCAA investigators inside what I can only imagine

[DFO] Presents: Serial (S1, E8 – Press Coverage)

Crossovers

blaxabbath - May 5, 2016May 5, 2016

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CrimeBeat!: Now With Extra Preservatives!

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - May 5, 2016May 5, 2016

Gentlemen and ladies- I would like to formally retract my "this year's draft is boring and too drawn out" statements. Not the "drawn out" part, because that remains an Undeniable Truth, but still- that was pretty spectacular. Trades! Surprise slides! TV showing a gas mask in a context other than

Let Fury Have the Hour

jjfozz - May 5, 2016May 5, 2016

Note: Blaxabbath challenged me to write this post. And it brought out the worst in me, including my language. I want to dig you up, set you on fire, feed you to rabid dogs, and burn what’s left. Before we start on this journey to the blackest hole of hatred for the

Your “Throwing In The Towel” Wednesday Open Thread

Beerguyrob - May 4, 2016May 4, 2016

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(FYI: his name was Max; he was a rescued dog; he died of cancer at 8; he was the bestest.) The Browns paraded their top draft picks before the media. Something seems a little off about the picture: Wouldn't you line them up the other way? If this were Carolina, I'd say

Draft Town : Not Actually A Real Town

DFOing Good

Doktor Zymm - May 4, 2016May 4, 2016

Welcome to DRAFT TOWN SPONSORED BY OIKOS TRIPLE ZERO!! As part of the Chicago draft, the NFL set up DRAFT TOWN SPONSORED BY OIKOS TRIPLE ZERO. It's sort of like a county fair, but with less livestock, fewer carnies, only one ride, and more opportunities to buy NFL Merchendise. It also

A Commissioner For All Seasons

Insane Shit

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - May 4, 2016May 4, 2016

INT. AUDITORIUM THEATER, CHICAGO - DAY We open backstage. A harried production assistant - MELISSA - holding a clipboard stands at attention, trying to simultaneously listen through a discreet earpiece as well as pass on instructions to a broad-shouldered, ginger-haired man. MELISSA: Okay, we're coming out of commercial...[listens]...and three...two...one...GO. [she pushes the ginger-haired

Your “Headshots for Everyone!” Tuesday Open Thread

Beerguyrob - May 3, 2016May 3, 2016

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A relatively slow day, given that the draft hangover should have cleared everyone's head about now. (Irsay family excepted.) So, there's very little by way of FOOTBAW news & notes: Clearly delusional Broncos QB Mark Sanchez says it's a "vote of confidence" that the Broncos drafted a QB rather than

Top-Heavy: How Vernon Hargreaves III and Ryan Kelly Determined the 2016 [DFO] Draft Contest Winner

blaxabbath - May 3, 2016May 3, 2016

So, first, I'd like to thank everyone who took part in the inaugural [DFO] Draft Challenge, Pick Is In. I didn't watch any of the event (I was in Denver for a horrible-weather weekend where I was quite disappointed by the lack of public celebration for the Bronco's Super Bowl

Knee Injuries Part 3: A Setback, The MRI and the Diagnosis.

laserguru - May 3, 2016

I don't even know how long this has been going on now but I do know I am finally getting near the end game. Last week I had my MRI scheduled and everything was going along as good as can be expected until the day of the MRI. I had

AFC West Draft Roundtable Spectacularium!

King Hippo - May 3, 2016May 2, 2016

Welcome to DFO's initial Divisional Draft roundtable. Drinking an Abita Wrought Iron IPA and avoiding my family, I am King Hippo, representing the World Muthafuckin' Champion Donks. We also have world famous alternate Internet Dad (and Raiders fan) Rikki-Tikki-Deadly, plus the stomp stomp CLAP!! duo of Old School Zero and