Month: August 2016

DFO Insider: Remodeling

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INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE - DAY The normally lavish office is in the middle of a remodel, with tarps covering the floor and masking tape applied strategically at various places.  Painting implements (cans, brushes, rollers) are positioned oddly throughout the room, hanging from the walls and stuck to the floor as

Your “Only 48 More Hours” Tuesday Open Thread

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NFL News: Warm up the Meme Machine, because Mark Sanchez has been named the starter for the Broncos first pre-season game. On the topic of lame arms, apparently Tebow is going to try his hand at baseball. Uh huh. Lane Johnson (who?) is facing a 10-game suspension for PED use.

CrimeBeat!: “In five years the Spanos family will be completely legitimate” Edition

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Whelp, that's what comes of trying to be prepared. I figured since I was supposed to have trial this week I would pre-prep some of my weekly crap on Saturday and just keep it under the warming lamps until Tuesday. I got the idea from Golden Corral. So I had

Is Jim Caldwell Really A Pokémon In Disguise? A [DFO] Investigation

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Not a lot is known about Jim Caldwell. For example, we have seen him coach at both the professional as well as collegiate levels during his years of employ, but despite all of this, we have only known of his true form for less than a year. I am sure

Your “How Much Gravy Was Wasted?” Monday Open Thread

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NFL Notes: well, I expected nfl.com to have little if any mention of last night's fiasco. All they've got is a short piece on the need to replace the field, without laying any direct blame for last night. in follow-up, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! RGIII has been named the pre-season starter for the

DFO Radio: Top of the Class

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Last week, Request Line was ably administered by Low Commander of the Super Soldiers with an assist from Dan Snyder, with the topic being "all things stupid" (aah, it burns!).  I think we can retroactively dedicate this one to the idiot groundskeepers of Tom Benson Stadium at the Hall of Fame in

Commentist Beer Barrel: You Know Who I Like, Is That Pickle Stork

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Pickles are a great, great food. On their own, they're a fantastic low-calorie snack, sharp and bright and zesty and satisfying. They're also a great ingredient, perfect in, say, yeah right's Cubano sandwich. I even once had them on a Cubano-inspired pizza, and why on earth are you talking about pickles in a

Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 20

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This week, I met DFO's very own BFC, BrettFavresColonoscopy, for a quick drink prior to him getting on a plane for what must have been his fifth flight in a week. Totally cool dude and if you East Coasters ever decide to do a meetup somewhere in the Acela corridor,