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Month: November 2016
#feverdream (195) *Not A* Sponsored Post (629) AFL Beat (274) A Selection Of (360) Assholes (373) Bastards (249) BattleBots Beat (111) Bye Week Updates (134) CFL Beat (272) Commentist Participation (315) DFOing Good (5111) DFO radio (184) Entertainment (352) Erotic Friend Fiction (165) Extra Nerdy (326) Fantasy Football (172) Fuck You America (902) futbol (507) Gambling (344) Game Preview (540) horror (175) Insane Shit (1188) Lesser Sports (1074) Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them (468) Life as We Know It (1062) NFL News (819) NotKontent (260) Offseason Events (584) Offseason stories (223) OH WE GON DRANK (2929) Open Threads (4264) Other (222) Quotables (243) Recipes (699) Reflections (776) scotch (940) Sexy Friday (512) STORNG TAEK!!1! (321) Sunday Gravy (245) Team Previews (300) TV (114) Uncategorized (245) Updates (118) Who Cares About My Opinion (557) Wumbo Wednesday (177)
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Week 10 Free Ballin’ Football Podcast and Goodell Gets Paid a Visit by an Old Friend
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This Little Piggy Went 8-8: Your Bills Bye Week Update
The Bills are 4-5 at the bye week. That’s your update. Normally, I would give a pseudo-humorous recap of the ups and down of…
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Your “Well, The Sun Came Up” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: More fallout from Seattle Monday Night-gate, 2016-edition: Florio is doing the Lord’s Goodell’s work this morning by having TWO stories quoting Mike…
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Counterpoint
Earlier today, Fearless Leader wrote a post bemoaning the results of the election. I get the frustration, but here’s the thing: I am an…
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A Correction is Made. A Promise is Kept.
Int: A very dark and damp room. The only sounds are a steady drip of water and quiet sobs and moans. Victim #3: “Hello?…
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What Magical Fantasy Land Do You Intend to Escape To?
So my Raiders are 7-2 and are headed into their bye (hopefully some familiar faces will stop by and help me do an update…
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Balls’ Quarterly Review Part Deux – The Halfway Point
Before I begin, I remind you, ladies, to check your breasts every three months daily to make sure there is nothing unusual. If you don’t, I’m…
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God Dammit, America
You really did it. You elected. Donald. Fucking. J. Fucking. Trump. As president of the United States of America. I mean, I just typed…
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Your “Which Apocalypse Do I Choose?” Election Night Open Thread
Note: I’m putting this together in bits, because I’ve been (voluntarily) seconded by the Ministry of Education for a couple of days to help…
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2016 Quotables (Week 9 – Submissions)
In 2016, I’m probably watching the least amount of football (both NFL and college) since I started when I discovered online sportsbook in 2006.…