Month: July 2017
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Your “My Buns Have No Seeds” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Ravens owner Steve Biscotti (pictured right) reached out to people like Ray Lewis to garner possible reactions to the potential signing of Colin…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – 2017 Round 19
As I alluded to in the Saturday morning Open Thread, this has been another crazy weekend in the AFL. There is lots to cover.…
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Your “I Need Something From A Can or A Bottle On Ice” Sunday Evening Open Thread
It was a scorcher in VanCity today. Sure – 28 degrees Celsius isn’t a lot to people south of the 49th, but for…
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[DFO] Archives: Circle Jerk Weekend (Part 2)
…and the refractory period is now declared OVER. Hope you’re ready for round 2! AUTHOR: Senor Weaselo FAVORITE PERSONAL POST: House Of Pain (the first…
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Trubisky fumbles 3 snaps in practice drill and other news
ESPN noted that 1st Rounder Trubisky fumbled three times during practice the other day! THREE TIMES! Oh man, write him up as a bust…
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The DFO Interview: Drew Magary
In honor of [Door Flies Open]’s 2nd anniversary we reached back in time and reached out in person to interview one of the founding…
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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Chicken Pot Pie. So Much Butter.
Good morning folks! Welcome back to Sunday Gravy. For any new readers, this is my weekly cooking feature where I not only cook the…
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Your “Finally, Some Quality Work From Some Jaguras” Saturday Evening Open Thread
So, my wife is away on a business trip this weekend. Normally, in the past this would have meant hitting the town with…
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[DFO] Archives: Circle Jerk Weekend (Part 1)
[An astonishingly handsome man steps into camera frame.] RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: Hi there! This past week at [Door Flies Open] we dug out a bunch of “old”…
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Your post -AFL madness lazy Saturday open thread
Those of you that watched AFL last night/ this morning know what I’m talking about. This Round there have been gigantic upsets, thrilling last-…
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