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Month: July 2017
#feverdream (198) *Not A* Sponsored Post (636) AFL Beat (279) A Selection Of (364) Assholes (373) Bastards (249) BattleBots Beat (111) Bye Week Updates (134) CFL Beat (277) Commentist Participation (315) DFOing Good (5142) DFO radio (184) Entertainment (352) Erotic Friend Fiction (168) Extra Nerdy (327) Fantasy Football (172) Fuck You America (915) futbol (512) Gambling (344) Game Preview (541) horror (175) Insane Shit (1188) Lesser Sports (1080) Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them (468) Life as We Know It (1071) NFL News (819) NotKontent (260) Offseason Events (593) Offseason stories (223) OH WE GON DRANK (2948) Open Threads (4285) Other (222) Quotables (243) Recipes (704) Reflections (779) scotch (947) Sexy Friday (517) STORNG TAEK!!1! (325) Sunday Gravy (246) Team Previews (302) TV (114) Uncategorized (245) Updates (118) Who Cares About My Opinion (562) Wumbo Wednesday (182)
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Your Not So Sexy Friday … Nineteen Sexty-Seven … TGISF Goes Retro, I Guess
That’s a restored 1967 Chevy Camaro SS. If you don’t find that sexy, then you’re an idiot. – – Getting Down To Brass Tacks…
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![[DFO] Archives: Quotables (Results)](https://doorfliesopen.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/3EBF11F.jpg)
[DFO] Archives: Quotables (Results)
As DFO Throwback Week continues, the black and white gifs led to some black and blue comments. Eh, I got nothing. Take it away,…
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![[DFO] Archives: Request Line – The Long Kiss Goodnight](https://doorfliesopen.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/vintage-5a.jpg)
[DFO] Archives: Request Line – The Long Kiss Goodnight
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY. A young woman in a smart suit and horn-rimmed glasses is bustling around a control board on the exterior…
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Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #9 – “Special Sauce”
Tonight’s Episode: “Special Sauce” The young man sat on the NYC Subway, riding along, lost in thought. Rehearsals had been cancelled and he unexpectedly…
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Your “Daylight Upon The Horizon” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Two big highlights of the day: All teams have their main training camps opening today or tomorrow; and The Hall of Fame Game is…
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CFL Beat: Week 6
Not a lot of time for me to watch this week’s upcoming games – I’m leaving on vacation on Saturday to spend 10 days…
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Your “Blah Blah Blah…We Can’t Hear You” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The NFL has responded to yesterday’s news about CTE in athletes’ brains: We appreciate the work done by Dr. McKee and her…
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![[DFO] Archives: Electric Origins – The Birth of Evil](https://doorfliesopen.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Grand-Temple.png)
[DFO] Archives: Electric Origins – The Birth of Evil
YAXKIN MULUK, 900 BC – GRAND TEMPLE – INTERIOR [The HIGH PRIEST stands before a glorious golden altar leading his congregation of hundreds in…
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1967 AFL Season Preview
In honor of Anniversary Week, the good folks of the [DFO] writing staff have looked through the years—nay, decades—of lost misplaced #content in search…
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![[DFO] Archives: DFO Insider – The Deadly Dozen](https://doorfliesopen.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/1967-office-8.jpg)
[DFO] Archives: DFO Insider – The Deadly Dozen
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are lounging in an office filled with mid-century modern furniture and painted…