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Month: July 2017
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Offseason Fantasy FOOTBAW! Roundtable and Saturday Open Thread
The following will comprise a conversation told by one ugly American and two upstanding Canadians (Maestro and Litre_Cola). No names have been changed to…
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TGISF…aka “Sometimes It’s OK To Look Behind” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Earlier today, Ray Lewis tried to help us to Put It All Behind Us on DFO Request Line. Ray says “Hi”, btw… But tonight,…
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Fun with Big Beer: “The High End”
The battle for your dollar rages on in the beer industry. For the last 2 decades, “Big Beer” in North America has tried many…
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Request Line: Get Thee Behind Me
[8:41am, Interior Recording Studio, Miami] The cleaning lady is puttering around, acting like she’s cleaning, as the producer thumbs thru his notes for the…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 88)
The scene: The Godverse! Bruce the Shark-Headed God has kindly retrieved Man in Plaid #2’s head from his swimming pool, and is currently drying…
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Your “Classic Nordberg” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Given their history as a dumpster fire, it’s perhaps not surprising that the Browns’ stadium is clapped with the same material as…
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Meanwhile, in the Wrong Place, at the Wrong Time…
INT. CLUTCH BAR – 11:43 PM, JULY 16, 2017 We open the scene inside a bar in Dallas, where numerous patrons of questionable character are…
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25 Questions About….
this In case you are reading the front page and can’t see the picture, I am referring to the city that is pronounced in…
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Your “Whoops – Forgot There’s A Nooner Today” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The Panthers hired former GM Marty Hurney as their new interim GM until they can sort out the mess they’ve created as a…
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CFL Beat: Week 5
We have a weird week in the CFL; there’s no bye week happening, and we have five games scheduled – this means that one…