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Month: July 2017
#feverdream (198) *Not A* Sponsored Post (636) AFL Beat (279) A Selection Of (364) Assholes (373) Bastards (249) BattleBots Beat (111) Bye Week Updates (134) CFL Beat (277) Commentist Participation (315) DFOing Good (5142) DFO radio (184) Entertainment (352) Erotic Friend Fiction (168) Extra Nerdy (327) Fantasy Football (172) Fuck You America (915) futbol (512) Gambling (344) Game Preview (541) horror (175) Insane Shit (1188) Lesser Sports (1080) Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them (468) Life as We Know It (1071) NFL News (819) NotKontent (260) Offseason Events (593) Offseason stories (223) OH WE GON DRANK (2948) Open Threads (4285) Other (222) Quotables (243) Recipes (704) Reflections (779) scotch (947) Sexy Friday (517) STORNG TAEK!!1! (325) Sunday Gravy (246) Team Previews (302) TV (114) Uncategorized (245) Updates (118) Who Cares About My Opinion (562) Wumbo Wednesday (182)
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Your “Wait – What’s That On The Horizon?!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
The wait is almost over! Five teams – the Ravens, Bears, Cowboys, Jaguars, and Saints – all open training camps tomorrow. It’s just first-year players,…
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Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #8 – “Model Behaviour”
Tonight’s episode: “Model Behaviour” The apartment was littered with pizza boxes, empty 2 liter bottles, and take-out containers. The recycling cooperative van had…
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DFO Archives: The Pope of Green Bay
As you well know, we at DFO strive mightily to keep you entertained and informed on current events concerning the NFL. Well Beerguyrob does…
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Your “What Fresh Hell Is This?” Monday Evening Open Thread
The first stills for the HBO Sandusky movie came out today, and the best comment at Deadspin was about how it’ll be the second…
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DFO Radio: He Said She Said
Good day, fine people! My weekend was marked by getting up early both mornings to watch some of the least compelling tennis you’ll ever…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – 2017 Round 17
Man, the action does not stop with this league! As always, the action was awesome on the field, but this week we also had…
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Your “Don’t Get Drunk and Slam The Door” Sunday Evening Open Thread
So, how was your day? If there’s no more write-up than this, I am still drinking after working the day game at Nat…
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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Food Science: Building the Better Burrito, Pt. 1
Hola Sunday Gravy heads! I truly hope everyone has been surviving the summer thus far. I had to break down and turn on the…
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Your “The Drag Queens and the Freaks Are All Out On the Town” Saturday Evening Open Thread
/logs into the site for the first time in two weeks… 394 PENDING USERS hmm… guess the site is a backdoor into the…
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Your Saturday Morning Strawberries Open Thread
Good morning! If you woke up early today to catch the women’s final at Wimbledon I hope you didn’t spend too much time blinking…